They get stuck in my teeth and the yummy goodness stays in my mouth for awhile after I’ve eaten one! I was going to make a poem about them, but I’m not very poem-savvy. Awwah! 🙁
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Butterfingers with some ********. Yumm yumm final meal yumm! 😀
My final meal will be ribs with some BBQ sauce and some potatoes with melted cheese. The method I’ve decided upon if I feel there is truly no hope I will jump off a bridge that is very accessible and a sure death. Well 250+ feet on ground should be death especially if i jump head first. I tried hanging but every time I am getting close to losing consciousness I stop myself. I like the bridge method drink a bottle of vodka and nose dive death will occur almost instantly.
Cheers mate! I have Vodka, too. You should let it set in and get really drunk before you do it. That way your death is an accident and not a suicide. 🙂
The Golden Gate Bridge is 250 feet above the water at the roadway service rail, and about 1 in 10 jumpers survive as paraplegics or worse. Unless the jumper is experienced in cliff jumping or skydiving they have little if any control over their position at impact. According to CHP officers that have responded to incidents where the jumper survived and could actually speak, nearly every one has said that as soon as they jumped they experienced not fear of impact but overwhelming regret that they did not reconsider before jumping.
I am only saying that it is not as easy or without risk of failure as it might seem.
butterfingers are gross, go get a Twix bar, mate 😛
LOL! Those are good, too! Though, you’re right, Twix is unbeatable in comparison. 🙂
I like twix more too. :3 I don’t usually eat candy bars anymore though, I don’t like anythijg with fructose. :p They hurt my stomach. 🙁
I prefer my candy topped with chopped aspirin, thats the best way to kill yourself!
These are good, but I hate having things stuck in my teeth. 🙁