You were very kind and composed something for me.
In return I present to you Cordless: Two Views.
Plus french horn, because of COURSE french horn.
Thank you for supporting so many of us here, even in your darkest moments.
feel free totally derail this post in the most disturbing ways possible. I’m headed off to bed.
HDS
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If I’m interpreting this representation accurately,Cordless is an visually impaired alien who might be male or female.
Ok. That makes sense.
Well, she’s sexy either way.
Think we could talk her into a 3-way? I’d strap on my 40 double D’s for that.
Cordless is an angle. I think I like the top one.. because she looks more FREE in that one.
Is she obtuse or acute?
Right.
(Get it?)
The “Mona Lisa” of the desperate and suicidal.
Wonderful work Hazy, although, to be fair you had a wonderful subject.
Lmfaoo smh
Geez Morris. Your mind has been in the gutter all evening. I think you really need to go Google some chubby Asian chicks.
* Phone + WordPress fail. This comment was supposed to appear above.
I hate it when you say “chubby Asian girls”. They’re not chubby, they’re well endowed. There’s no crime or shame in having fully pronounced mammary glands.
Please.
It’s time to stop hating on big tittied ladies.
Let’s abate the hate and increase the peace.
I never said I didn’t like ’em, but if they’re slim and have large chest proportions, it’s likely they have surgically enhanced tits. If they’re chubby it’s all natural. Either way it’s fine, whatever floats their boat.
I like well endowed Asian Chicks too. But I like Cordless even better. LOL
remember this post is about Cordless.
You’re right, Phantom Citizen.
If I asked you to paint a picture of Cordless topless, would that be inappropriate?
Maybe I should just retire for the evening, or
I could stay awake to see if you draw it.
That would be extremely inappropriate unless someone first gave their consent for such artwork.. but uh, c’mon, this is a suicide site.
Gahhh!
Fun fact: cordless has never gotten Chinese eyed.
“Thank you for supporting so many of us here, even in your darkest moments.”
I second this, so much. Cordless, you’re a superhero.
If I ever did a painting of Cordless she would have wings on her for being such an angel to all of us. LOL
*Yawn*
Goodnight.
You should do a painting of Morris with devil horns and a pitchfork.
I’d like to see cordless bludgeoning someone with a cane, while seeing quadruple on transform at night with an octopus conducting an aquatic orchestra at McDonald’s.
Artist, go and draw!
I meant seeing quadruple on Tramadol*
Yes… someone needs to paint that.
Cordless is beautiful and you are a great artist.
Just saw this…
Holy crap! !
I like the second one best because it has an abstract supervillain quality.
Yes I like the abstract quality to that one too. But I thought it might look like you were bound up or something like ….. not at free as the other one.
But they are both good.. but not as good as you yourself .
Cordless, bound up… with telephone cords…hmm or bungee cords? I got some ideas, heading to Home Depot
(!!!)
I might not mind being bound up with cherry twizzlers….
I just posted the actual picture so you can compare and contrast. 😉
suicideproject.org/2016/05/the-actual-picture/
The actual You is better then any picture.
I had quite a good laugh after reading this funny thread.
“A painting of Morris with devil horns and a pitchfork”, oh somebody has to paint that~ :}
Just imagine it on T-Shirts….
It would be perfect with his original username, but I don’t think he likes it when people mention that so I won’t…
I actually drew Morris with devil horns but no pitchfork. It was fun.
Hehehehe 😎
I keep meaning to quit this site (or follow Fantajin’s example and disappear for a few months), but things do seem to stay entertaining around here.
Plus I don’t visit any other forums, so this is the sole online community in which I participate. Eh.
wOw, great work HDS!
Thank you.