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Never eat sushi in a desert

by Cordless

If you read the comments on Alan’s post last night, you saw he requested a picture of a china doll and a honey badger eating sushi on a surfboard in the desert.

Actually it was a request for Hazy, but I decided I would try it too.

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Alan Ominous 5/13/2016 - 5:03 pm

That’s awesome

Cordless 5/13/2016 - 5:06 pm

Thank you!

Looking at the China doll keeps reminding me of those twins in The Shining.
I wanted to make her expression more demented but I guess this works. πŸ™‚

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/13/2016 - 5:43 pm

Nice! Love the title too. Plus Alan loves ot which is really the important thing.

Cordless 5/13/2016 - 6:42 pm

Ironically the thing that took the most amount of tweaking was the lizard in the background, yet you can hardly see him there.

Cordless 5/13/2016 - 6:44 pm

Also the scorpion on top of the cactus.

Cordless 5/13/2016 - 8:10 pm

Lizard… him OR her.

Far be it from me to be herpetologically sexist.

rocketman 5/13/2016 - 5:56 pm

Cordless, NICE DRAWING! Alan, very strange? πŸ™‚

Cordless 5/13/2016 - 6:43 pm

Thank you…
I always worry what you will say.

Alan Ominous 5/13/2016 - 6:08 pm

Is it. Or is it symbolic? Fake beauty. The small furry highly dangerous and aggressive badger. The waste lands…. where did the sushi come from? Was there an ocean? Is that why there’s a surfboard?

Cordless 5/13/2016 - 6:49 pm

Top 5 things the honey badger is thinking:

1. How the hell can I use chopsticks with no opposable thumbs?

2. It’s 112 degrees. Are you sure we should be eating raw fish?

3. No offense, but those eyes are freaking me out.

4. This is the most phallic sushi I have ever seen.

5. If we don’t find a way out of the desert by Tuesday, you’re going to eat ME next, aren’t you?

rocketman 5/13/2016 - 6:48 pm

Cordless, I ALWAYS SAY NICE THINGS GET OVER IT!! πŸ™‚

Cordless 5/13/2016 - 6:51 pm

LOL. No you don’t.

But I’m glad you like this.

It was a fun way to keep a sort of connection with SP even after the wifi dissolved into dust last night.

rocketman 5/13/2016 - 6:57 pm

Alan Ominous, AW The plot thicken’s!!

Cordless 5/13/2016 - 7:07 pm

I have to admit I had no idea what a honey badger looked like.

I drew a generic badger-like creature and had to research what the coloring was.

Weird skunk stripe down the back, and the rest is black.
Strange creature.

rocketman 5/13/2016 - 7:26 pm

Cordless, That is the best generic badger-like creature i’ve ever seen!!! πŸ™‚
What’s this stuff about no you don’t? LOL!!! All i do is kiss the ground you walk on!! your like a generic like goddess to me! πŸ™‚

Cordless 5/13/2016 - 7:36 pm

LOL.

Better not kiss the ground I walk on; you have no idea where my shoes have been.

If I was a goddess I would have superpowers.
I check every day.
Nothing so far.

And let’s just say that in the beginning you weren’t all that fond of my art projects.
http://suicideproject.org/2016/01/because-when-your-eyes-are-closed-at-least-you-can-dream-someone-else-is-there/

I avoided you for awhile after that because I figured you despised me.

Yay for things ending better than they started.

πŸ™‚

rocketman 5/13/2016 - 8:00 pm

Cordless, OMG! I was kidding with you!!! πŸ™‚ I thought i was being funny!!! trying to make you laugh πŸ™‚ I DIDN’T MEAN IT SERIOUSLY!! I hate to admit this, i really do, sometimes i think people know me to well and just know i’m joking, i mess up quite a bit, i take chances and sometimes i really mess up! but really here’s the story on that, the true story, I met a girl, a lady, on SP, HER NAME WAS CORDLESS, I found her to be very fresh! and exciting! as the post and the answers and remarks came in, i felt nearer to this individual, like a buddy!!!!! And started kidding with her like i’ve known her for a thousand years, OK MAYBE THE VODKA AND MEDICATION WERE A LITTLE TO HEAVY THEN!!! πŸ™‚ But just the same my heart was in the right place πŸ™‚ i always look forward to talking with you, your sharp as a tack, and very intelligent! Please don’t hold grudges for a misunderstanding πŸ™ you help me enjoying living I look forward to hearing from you everyday.

Cordless 5/14/2016 - 2:52 pm

@rocketman: Well the only problem with that theory is that I was a newbie at the time. It was only the 2nd post I ever did, and nobody had any clue who I was yet. So it couldn’t have been that you knew me well enough to like me that well.

But ok.
It’s nice to know you meant no malice.
Honestly, when it happened it hit pretty hard. I felt slapped, and almost never came back to the site.

rocketman 5/14/2016 - 2:59 pm

Cordless, i’m telling you whether you posted a few times or a hundred times i liked you get over it πŸ™‚ and i like you even more now so get over that too! πŸ™‚ i posted a song for you i’m not going to tell you something stupid like i cried ha! Rocketmen don’t cry.

rocketman 5/14/2016 - 3:06 pm

plus i was drunk! ok stinking fxxxxxxx drunk! and taking downers it’s a miracle i could even type! i’m in much better condition now, i’ve learned drinking and taking downers ain’t such a good idea i’m not indestructible as i though almost pulled a prince.

Cordless 5/14/2016 - 3:15 pm

When I’m drunk I just recite 42 digits of pi…
http://suicideproject.org/2016/04/cordless-plus-vodka-equals-this/

Which is sadly less than the 197 I usually remember.
http://suicideproject.org/2016/03/possibility-of-drunken-cordless-heap-soon/

I still have the other half of the vodka… maybe one of these days I’ll try finishing that.
We can have a simultaneous “drown your sorrows” party.

Festive and pathetic at the same time.
I’m ok with that.

rocketman 5/14/2016 - 3:19 pm

Cordless, Sounds like a deal! lets do that on a friday night or something i’ll need a few days to recover that’s for sure!!

mysteriousvisitor 5/13/2016 - 8:05 pm

I like it!

Now do a samurai eating pizza in a bowling alley with an ancient Greek priestess (joking).

Alan Ominous 5/13/2016 - 8:45 pm

Not joking. Do it.

Cordless 5/14/2016 - 2:54 pm

OMG.

I have never drawn Greek priestesses or samurai ever in my entire life.

Although, I guess before yesterday, I’d never drawn a honey badger either….

Cordless 5/15/2016 - 10:38 pm

I DID IT.

I can’t believe I drew it.

I’ll post it in the next day or two.

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