Ok, I need to make sense of something here….”The suicide project, share your suicide story”. How the fuck are you supposed to share your pathetic “I rolled my ass off a cliff in a wheelchair” suicide story if your already fuckin dead! For fuck sake man..thats like saying “Dude..I woke up dead”…..”Yeah was there folders coffee in your cup and eggs en shit in hell…Fuckin dumb asses…haha. Oh the btw..my life rocks, I am a millionaire! I drive a Ferrari and everyday is nothing but fuuuun! Go kill your self..JUST DO IT!
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how come you ended up checking this site if you’re life is just “fun”?
Yeah, let’s check some logic. A “millionaire” with abysmal grammar are a dime a dozen…you should go kill yourself for being so typical.
“Ok, I need to make sense of something here….â€The suicide project, share your suicide storyâ€. How the fuck are you supposed to share your pathetic “I rolled my ass off a cliff in a wheelchair†suicide story if your already fuckin dead!”
Well, aren’t you bright ;). Yes, no one who committed suicide can write on this site. Great job figuring that out and sharing your millionaire logic with us. Where you had an obvious misconception was that the stories are for those who have attempted suicide and failed, or those who are considering suicide for an escape to life’s challenges.
“For fuck sake man..thats like saying “Dude..I woke up deadâ€â€¦..â€Yeah was there folders coffee in your cup and eggs en shit in hell…Fuckin dumb asses…haha.”
That must be some inside joke you had with yourself, because quite frankly, I don’t get it. It’s not funny, and you are really making yourself look neurotic.
“Oh the btw..my life rocks, I am a millionaire! I drive a Ferrari and everyday is nothing but fuuuun! ”
Hm, I see. So you are saying that you have money, and that your life is great. In fact, your life is so great that you have enough time to browse in google searching for “suicide” in your links. Who are you trying to fool? Because it is not me. You may have the money, i won’t take that from you. But money does NOT buy happiness.
“Go kill your self..JUST DO IT! ”
Now, with this last statement, it would take a really heartless person to make such a statement. Your life (as you say) is good, but what if it wasn’t? (isn’t) And you have to live with an abusive father/mother? Or you have some mental illness? Or you just don’t have any friends and you come to this site to seek guidance in which way to go and you find the message “Go kill your self..JUST DO IT! ”
How DARE you post such a statement
Well sorry to break it to you, not everyone can live a pathetic life like yours,
LOL nice trolling. You are such a JACKASS. And i dont believe you have any of those items, you are quite assinine.
Well, i hopeyou have a nice day.
OH by the way, there is no logic that comes out of a fools mouth. SWALLOW YOUR OWN WORDS, YOU JACK ASS.
HAHA….No Im not rich….I found this stupid website by doing a google search for..well how can I say this…When you get so frustrated the only thing left to do is scream at the top of lungs…HAHAHAHHA. I laugh so hard when I see that shit….I was watching a movie and I dunno hard to explain. But yea…I was pretty drunk when I wrote this bullshit..was funny at the time…”eggs in hell” and all….BUT as I figured and why I wrote this post..cause I knew all you fools would get all pissed off…and you took the bait……haha.
I mean cmon man..for fuck sake; yeah my life is pretty hard..im not rich….unlike most of you I have no friends or family..but I do roll in a dope ass black BMW race car…so I am now recently happy….but thats besides the point..this website is stupid…your not going to kill your self….so stop bitching…and take lifes shit like a man. Here this will chear your ass up go to youtube and search for MC Hammers “to legit to quit video” my head almost blew off because I was laughing so hard….and you get to see Gary Coleman bust out on stage..its insane.
hahah…well iwasnt mad. i was entertained. Not many people know what trolling is. An you stranger, are a troll. and i was entertained by what you said.
my life is shit? sure. But you dont know me. So really? Does it matter? And i find my entertainment in WKUK and other parodies.
You know, sir… It’s better to sit in silence and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt. With that being said, go fuck yourself.
Oh, and your grammar sucks. Jackass…
# NuklearKrisis Says:”your not going to kill your self”
I love this sentence. How often did I hear that? The truth is that “a million people die by suicide annually” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide), about 30000 suicides (deaths not failed attempts) in USA each year. And most of them have told about death or about their suicidal thoughts before doing it, or even have done several failed attemps before succeeding. Calling for help doesn’t mean a suicidal person will not kill himself one day or another.
In this site, some will not die, some will, and some have.
Calling for help doesn’t mean you don’t need it, on the contrary.
I have two hypothesises about you :
– You’re really really stupid
– Or you’re simply denying your pain or even your suicidal thoughts, so you are jealous of people who can tell about theirs, and that’s the only way you’ve found to express you anger. I know many people like you, who used to express contempt for depressive people, and who, one day, fell into depression…
Well Said Painterof Music. Very well said. 🙂
i think this post has the most comments on this site. That is a little heart wretching….
Welp, I got a C in Calculus so I guess hypothesises number one would have to be correct….my BMW broke down BTW…so im bummed there you happy!
you dont have to come on this website then. Do you know how many lives this has saved? If you don’t want to be a part of making other people’s lives better, than go away.