Oh, this must be the conference room. 1666. Knock knock. Monkey Pizza !
What’s happening to the last digit dangling and rotating while opening the door ?
Oh it’s flipped to a 9 ?
Wow, the room so dark without the lights on. Oops.. I thought noone’s in this dark room.
Sir, here’s your piz…Oh, you’ve got a gun ! Please, don’t kill me, I’m just a pizza boy.
“You stupid son of the B, you are all monkeys. Animals don’t suicide. Only a real perspicacious human can learn when to live and die.”
So you’re attempting suicide. But pardon me, sir, animals do suicide. I once saw a documentary, happened somewhere in India, a monkey was beaten up by the monkey king and driven away from its crowd, and he stayed secluded near the cliff where there was scarce of food, he then preferred living there than went near its crowd where plenty of food were, but was found dead on the cliff in weeks of hunger, this was sort of suicide. Do you think ?
And the rats in plague infested times, the flute chanter lured them to jump in the river; or the mass effect that happened that drove the herd of sheep into the river. All these you can say they were just stupid.
But I also saw a documentary kind of movie, the lion dared not cross the river to meet with the mate he wanted, because a stronger male was the king there. All he could do was drooled watching at times. But until he grew stronger enough, he finally crossed the river and killed the king, and got his mate. How amazing that animals do plan to get happiness.
And Richard O’Barry, the dolphin promoter, the first pioneer in promoting dolphins performance in aquarium, who created the world’s earnings of multi-billions business, went crazy “saving dolphins” at his prime age until now being old.
Why ? The day began when his beloved dolphin in his pool had been so depressed without the mother nature of the big sea it could belong, it then stopped breathing, literally refused to open the big nostril on top of its head. So he jumped right in, embraced it, begged it to breathe. It just simply looked deep into its beloved pal’s eyes. Then he knew it had determined to do so, suicide.
Nothing he could do, just watching, eyes to eyes, until it’s gone. Did it hurt ? Hurt like hell, he went immediately to other people’s aquarium, broke into, trying his never-ending mission, to free all dolphins in the world until now.
Hey, you’re pointing your gun at me. You know they don’t have eyes.
” It’s absolute that there is no absolute. ”
Oh, NO, please be kind, don’t rape and kill me.
” You stupid gay. I’m no gay. ”
Sorry, I’m no gay too. At your gunpoint, I nearly forgot I’m a man. You see, I have a daughter depending on a father, I was just scared in the thought of her losing me, after seeing so many shooting monkeys, oh I mean ducks, in the schools.
You know, the sky up there has countless galaxies. We live in one, but can’t even travel to the far end of this galaxy in our lifetime. We can only say it is absolute certain that we know nothing, while our knowledge is limited in the extent of space of no absolute. What we can see and hear as real, may just be illusions. What we don’t see and hear doesn’t define the unknown as non existing.
About absolute, I have a friend whose antique car was asked for to be test-driven at night. One of his friend put a stranger’s licensing-sticker onto his antique car, so he would have a licensed though unlicensed car. He was just amused.
In the thought of returning his car to his garage just a short while after, he was then tired and thought he could just move it in in the next morning. But then all things like coming in terms, he went to sleep, and he got ticketed in the next morning and later sent to jail and that ruined his entire life until now.
So here it goes. He was feeling fine that there was no absolute danger that he would be caught, and absolute certain that an absolute friend had absolute right of a teenie request of no absolute loss could mean to him.
And he was finally amused that his absolute friend meant no absolute harm, so he was absolute certain and that’s absolute fine to have a sleep when one was absolute tired, but absolute amazed to have received an absolute ticket out of the thought of no absolute risk of danger would be prosecuted, but instead sent to a prison that determined his absolute fate just resulting from his no absolute feel.
May be what absolute drove him confused, was that he saw his absolute friend came to him for absolute favor, requesting not to tell of his absolute involved. Seeing him absolutely frightened with shaking legs, he said alright. That’s what an absolute friend would stand up for. But further, this friend disappeared for a period until he was sure the sky was cleared without his name tagged but case absolute bound to my friend.
So you see how my friend’s regrets would have been and the values of life he’s so confused.
Hey, your hands are shaking. People will say drink fewer coffee, but I know it’s the circulation of blood that’s not good enough to be pumped through the heart to all parts of body, especially to the farthest, those’re arms and legs.
Because so to speak, too much waste matter in the veins and ducts is lagging the flow. Well, Chinese herbs can…..
Wait, you’re waving your gun at me, see, shaky hands are vulnerable to…, you know. Since I still have pizza to deliver, and it’s the number plate’s fault, not of you or me, and from the start we weren’t even supposed to meet, so I might as well keep going doing my job, and now I’ll gently walk to the door and, see, slowly, slowly closing the d…….