Everything was going fine for me up until the end of last year. Just doin the same old everday shit, chillin, maxin out, and playing basketball. But at the end of the year there were these punks hanging round where me and my friends played. I got into a fight and my Mom got scared and said “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.†I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!†I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, “Yo holmes smell ya later!†Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
True Story
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Just thought i’d brighten everyones day 🙂
i truely dont belive it this isnt a joke ok some people really need help this was a wast of time >:(
Oh take a joke 🙂
hahahahah.
LOL.. haha that was funny! 🙂
I’m glad that the suffering and pain of the members of this site is a joke to you. I did not find your unoriginal post funny. Its disrespectful and degrading to a group of people who already have self esteem issues and feel like the world doesn’t care about them or their problems to come here and waste everyone’s time.
So get fucked and catch AIDS so I can come to your support site and make insensitive jokes instead of offering support.
Fucking asshole
for real this was a wast of my time
@_ first of all i know how everyone feels. I posted this for everyone who read it to get a smile and a chuckle. Saying that i don’t care about the people on this site? Bullshit, i feel better here than with my own friends. Everyone has a story, but i postponed mine until further notice to brighten everyones day. Besides its not insensitive. Paying you out about cutting and being depressed and in general making you feel worse, that would be insensitive. Theres a bit of a difference between AIDS and depression. With depression, you choose to die. With AIDS you are going to die. I’m insensitive? Excuse me for trying to create some happiness. Alot of people on this site are sad and lonely, i’m trying to cheer them up. “How can i laugh tomorrow, when i can’t even smile today?” The grass is always greener on the other side.
@xavier955 didnt you already post? And secondly why post? why read? Wouldnt that waste more of your time that you could spend socialising, or learning to spell “waste”?