Despite The Misery, Somehow ,Humor exists.

1. A man lived by the sewer
And by the sewer he died,
And at the coroners inquest
They called it Sewer-side

2. Captain John Suez was a famous soldier in Afghanistan. He was an expert shot, a great leader and fantastic motivator of his men. He was so famous that he was recognized by the locals and the enemy alike.
One day, Suez had 2 Taliban snippers pinned down behind a wall. One of them said, “Lets make a run a run for it.” The other shook his head and said,” No way! That’s Suez.Hide.”

3. Joey and Mary lived in a little old farmhouse on a clifftop with only their two old cows, Daisy and Suey for companionship. Daisy became ill and eventually died. This made the Joey and Mary very sad. They stayed indoors for weeks grieving over the loss of their beloved friend. When they finally ventured outdoors, their remaining cow was nowhere to be seen. “I will go to look for her” said Joey. When he did not return, Mary went to find him. He was standing at the bottom of the cliff looking at something on the ground. “What is it, Joey?’ asked Mary. “She must have been lonely and jumped” Joey said. “ It’s Suey’s hide.”