If you are going to a hotel to do the deed, please read.

I suggest that you do this in the middle of the night, leaving a taped envelope on the outside door with a note inside telling the housekeeper not to enter and to call the police. Also, use the ‘alcove’ area to do it, tacking the shower curtain (or other blocking device) to hide your body with a note on the outside of it saying the same as I previously described.

We want to die, but do not want to traumatize others.