It runs in the family -_-

I was looking after my cousin (5) and he was really sad (Long story) so he was playing with the blinds(curtains) cords he wrapped it around his neck and tried to hang himself but it failed atrociously and he just fell on to the ground. I asked “Where did you see that?” then he replied (Get ready to be disgusted by us) “I saw you, sissy, bro, mummy, daddy, your mummy, your daddy and Aunty October do it when you were sad”

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I was over-joyed and a bit disappointed at the same time to know that I wasn’t the only messed up one in the family… I don’t know how he saw me though… I’m always in my room…

O_O OH MY BUDDHA  I HAVE TO GO THERE’S A HOLE IN MY CLOSET WALL O__O