Seeking Partner (of a sort)

It’s late, so I apologize if the following is confusing to read. I feel trustworthy of the Suicide Project community, so I have this proposition. I want to start a correspondence with a woman on this site. I am a man, and a recent college graduate. This is not a relationship request; I just want a conversation between someone of the opposite sex. I know this is unorthodox, yet it may be perfect for providing not only me, but my correspondent with some well-overdo stress relief, and a confidence boost.

The idea struck me the other night as I was dealing with a case of food poisoning. I was lying in bed clutching my stomach through pain and nausea, and the only thing I wanted in that moment was to be talking to someone of the opposite sex. It felt like that was the only thing I ever wanted. I didn’t even care whether that hypothetical woman would care or not about my ailments; the knowledge that a woman was available to email or IM was the comforting part. Except no woman was there to talk.

I have had girlfriends in the past, but as of right now I have no female friends; as well, I have male friends, but they don’t like to talk unless it’s toward some end.

You can be older than me, or younger than me. What’s most important is that you understand my proposition, and perhaps seek something similar for yourself.