I know I’ve been a bad boy this year. This will be the 36th year in a row I’ve been a bad boy. As such, I’m not expecting you to fulfil any of my Christmas wishes this year. That’s not going to stop me from asking, so I fully expect you to read my list and then deliver absolutely nothing.
All I want for Christmas is:
– to be left alone,
– to not have to be forced into socialising with people I don’t much care for,
– separation from my spouse,
– to not have to listen to any fucking Christmas music … Jesus Christ, it’s all diabolical …
– to no longer be a father,
– to lose all feelings for the few remaining people I hold dear,
– a bottle of high quality vodka, and
– to cease existing.
If, at the very least, you could manage that last wish … I’d be eternally grateful.
Sincerely,
sansespérer
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I heard some Christmas songs in the store the other day and all I could think about was how fast could I walk to get what I had to so I could get out of that store.
sansespérer,
THIS IS SANTA!! SORRY BUT NO WAY YOU HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY!!!!
sorry couldn’t resist wow you sound like you hate everything! and i’m not saying you shouldn’t,can you change things and be happy? without killing yourself?
dont you want someone to speak french with too?