Screw you, world. You make my life living hell and cause suffering and misery for all of us? Well, I’m going to do the exact OPPOSITE of what you expect. Just to spite your ass. I’m going to go outside and find an ant hill. And I’m going to give them this apple core. And those 1000 ants are going to be like “wow, god is awesome! we can eat for weeks!” And I’ll be like, yeah right. The world effing sucks, but Enjoy, little ones.