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I wish anybody would hit on me.

by johnwhogivesashit

I’ve never felt less loved. I’ve entered another phase of wanting a violent suicide to spite all the people that didn’t care enough. I can’t decide whether I hate me or everyone else more. 1 year no girlfriend,no sex, nothing. 3 strikes in the dating game. Since the last ex cheated on me. Why bother anymore. I’m a biting dog now. Nobody wants to pet a biting dog. It’s not my fault I got here. No dog just turns into a biting dog. You have to beat it again and again before that happens. I have never seen a dog that didn’t just want a pet and some love.


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RogueLonesome 1/31/2014 - 2:28 am

I know this feel, bro. *brohug*

I’ve gotten close to quite a few chicks since my last relationship almost three years ago, but each time my insecurities take control and the thought of being cheated on and repeatedly emotionally abused just kills any hope of me wanting something more. Yeah, I’ve been weighing up the options for my own suicide, with one of them being suicide by “cop of the month.” I see it as the most violent way I could ragequit life, and actually put my soldier skills to the test one last time.

Well, John, I ain’t sure what else to say. ‘cept that I understand what you’re going through. But good luck out there, anyway.

keief 1/31/2014 - 2:40 am

I guess i should post a “i know that feel” meme here…

dontknowanymore 1/31/2014 - 7:48 am

As someone in a relationship, even i have to agree and say yup i wish someone hit on me too. Yeah i have someone, but after all hes put me thru and after 6 years of monogamy (well from my end) and 2 kids its like damn you cant even tell me im still hot? If he doesnt think so, then that explains why nobody ever looks twice. And being a depressed mom isnt going to get me any “pets and love” from anyone. Sex itself is overrated, but i think just having someone tell you your attractive or better have someone actually love you makes a little spark inside that just might give you hope that its ok to keep going. Maybe we need a dating site for all the single people on here…

johnwhogivesashit 1/31/2014 - 8:46 am

If you are looking for some dirty cops. Island lake Illinois has the dirtiest cops in america. They have the most DUI arrests in any city in illinois. Every single car on the road is apparently drunk high or both. There isn’t the 1 in a 100 good cop there. They are all dirty fascists looking to seize your shit and frame you for dui. I would join you but don’t have the means and motivation right now.

johnwhogivesashit 1/31/2014 - 8:54 am

It must be even worse for a mom. Men tend to be the ones to initiate. To be the object of lust and be denied the approval must be harder than for me. I don’t expect woman to be lining up around the block. That’s just not how it goes most of the time. Men chase woman choose. Its just nature. Peacocks compete for female attention. All animals. To be that object and still not get it must be hard. Its quite rare to find a woman that asks out a man. Gender roles are fucked that’s for sure. People want to be around happy people. We can sense it. The irony of it is that the saddest people need the most love.

johnwhogivesashit 1/31/2014 - 9:08 am

PS sex is overrated ? I think not. Emotional intimate sex anyway. Maybe casual sex. Sounds like a case of the mysterious disappearing and unrealiable woman sex drive. I’ve never heard a man say sex is overrated ever. Sorry.

MrBaDGUY 1/31/2014 - 11:15 am

Most women nowadays are whores, cheap sex, thats all they want. Selfish, self centered, they complain they can’t find a good man, well its how they often treat them.

PhantomShadow 1/31/2014 - 11:37 am

MrBaDGUY…in my honest opinion, granted that you might have had some seriously painfull experience, that comment was uncalled for…even as a joke…

MrBaDGUY 1/31/2014 - 11:41 am

It wasn’t a joke. It is a conclusion based on experience as well as long term observation of society as a whole.

C4 1/31/2014 - 11:50 am

I’d be willing to bet that Mrbadguy is a Xian whose wife ditched him. He’s bitter because his ex finally came to her senses. Now he plays keyboard commando and complains about how he doesn’t have a woman who will baby him. Poor guy, he’s a loser who wants attention and he’ll do anything to get it.

lorax 1/31/2014 - 12:06 pm

As soon as someone uses the phrase, “Most women… are whores…” or some permutation of it, my mind immediately translates anything else they say into, “Oink, oink. Oink! Jebuz. Oink.” But that’s true about anyone who generalizes entire demographics based on discreet observations.

C4 1/31/2014 - 12:16 pm

Right. You can’t judge an entire group of people based on the actions of a few individuals within that group. Not all Xians are bitter, misogynist idiots incapable of objective self analysis/introspection.

lorax 1/31/2014 - 12:21 pm

@C4: Very true, but the ones who do qualify that analysis are incredibly annoying. One must take it on an individual basis, though, and avoid gross oversimplification. Some Christians might be rather nice people with a good sense of non-dissonant morality.

TheGlassChild 1/31/2014 - 12:21 pm

As a supervisor at my job now, I can really say that experience is not always impressive. Most of the time, older employee are the worst to manage. So that’s why I chose to ignore MrBadGUY and his huge experience with life. That, and also that he clearly needs to seek attention by being mean.

C4 1/31/2014 - 12:39 pm

@Lorax; Agreed. I’d like to offer a counterpoint, but I can’t voice any objections to something I agree with. Sorry if I’m being annoying. 🙂
A pet peeve of mine is people who lack the ability to see themselves objectively. To be willfully ignorant of the role they play in affecting the outcome they experience, and how their actions impact others. Comments from people like WIG reveal a victim mentality where he’s never even partially at fault. Its always “the whore’s” fault. I can’t stand self righteousness. These types rarely admit when they’re wrong.
Oh well. I’ll share this planet with them, but it’s difficult to take them seriously or like them.

johnwhogivesashit 1/31/2014 - 3:24 pm

Mr bad guy is actually wifeisgone. He changed his pic. Seems to compare Himself to scarface

PhantomShadow 1/31/2014 - 3:37 pm

I didn’t want to say anything as I don’t know all the people on the site 😉

RogueLonesome 1/31/2014 - 3:38 pm

Sadly, I’m from NZ and half our cops aren’t even armed. Although one came to my house with a taser a few weeks ago looking for “trouble” according to him. Yeah, “Trouble” is a six-inch stainless steel barrel with six rounds in the cylinder staring you right in the face, Officer Friendly.

Yeah, had a feeling this “bad guy” was WiG. Different mask, same hero I suppose.

MrBaDGUY 1/31/2014 - 3:49 pm

Yep. got tired of being reminded of that cumt, so I changed my nick after learning how to do it.

I have nothing to hide.

You all recognize me anyway 🙂

I mean, not many people believe in God on here, so I stick out.

PhantomShadow 1/31/2014 - 3:59 pm

Now you are testing my patience… I am rather getting the feeling that one, you do not want/need help and two all you do is cause flaming and pain to the others on this site. You have NO right to decide who is and who isn’t a Hoar, a Satanist, not a Christian whatever. I initially thought you meant well as you are conciderate in your responses but now you are just breaking down everyone else so You can feel better.

You sir are no Christian…and I don’t say that in the way that you generalise that you are better than others…I say it because the words coming from your mouth betray that which your heart is full of…

You won’t see me comment on anything you say again…not directly at least

johnwhogivesashit 1/31/2014 - 6:00 pm

Please don’t feed the trolls. It just gives them what they want

MrBaDGUY 1/31/2014 - 6:18 pm

Your opinion is noted.

My wife is a whore, slept with half the town, that qualifies her as a whore.

And yes I do care fot those on here, even those who hate God.

Not going to miss you commenting if you choose not to. Its OK.

dontknowanymore 1/31/2014 - 6:54 pm

Should have been more specific wheni said sex is overrated…my bad. Yes i agree that emotion places ahuge part…that not sex, its making love, in my opinion. I personally have asked guys out but got turned down. I guess stepping out of gender boundaries doesnt sit well witheveryone. I think i have asked more times than guys have asked me.

dontknowanymore 1/31/2014 - 7:08 pm

Sorry john, i should have been more specific wheni said sex is overrated…my bad. Yes i agree that emotion places ahuge part…that not sex, its making love, in my opinion. I personally have asked guys out but got turned down. I guess stepping out of gender boundaries doesnt sit well witheveryone. I think i have asked more times than guys have asked me. Oh and ps, not all women have an unreliable sex drive. I happen to love sex very much, even without the intimacy. Maybe im one of very few but i have never had a problem wanting sex. Just getting laid, i have no issues, although i know everyone, not just women would prefer intimate love making. I guess women arent supposed to like and want sex…another gender stereotype perhaps?

johnwhogivesashit 2/1/2014 - 9:40 am

I think in a lot of ways young girls are trained mostly by crazy mother’s to think of sex as dirty. Idk nothing wrong with enjoying it. A lot of guys are intimidated when a woman is assertive. I’m not one of those people but a lot are. Poor expectations lead to bankrupt results. Intamacy definitely takes okay sex and makes it great.

johnwhogivesashit 1/31/2014 - 7:09 pm

I applaud you for asking guys out. Nothing sexier than a woman that knows what she wants and goes for it. Most crush on guys and are disapointed when they aren’t spotted or choosen. Reject hurts on both sides of the aisle. Good luck.

C4 1/31/2014 - 7:24 pm

Dear God: I know we haven’t spoken in awhile, but I’d like to ask a favor. Could you please help Fernanda find the best divorce lawyer in Florida? Please do what you can to make sure that she takes half of everything that WIG owns, and award her a generous alimony settlement too. That poor woman suffered years of unholy matrimony, if you could reward her now for putting up with that guy for so long my faith in you might be somewhat restored.
As an added bonus, could you appoint a militant, no nonsense lesbian judge to preside over this matter in divorce court? I’m sure she will find WIG just as enchanting as other women find him.
Thanks God. -Amen

lorax 1/31/2014 - 7:31 pm

I haven’t spoken to my PI friends in FL in a while – I used to design brochures and logos for a few good ones – but if God wants references, I got ’em handy.

MrBaDGUY 1/31/2014 - 7:40 pm

Now you are obsessed with geoducks 😉

johnwhogivesashit 2/1/2014 - 9:32 am

Sad little man. Stop shitting in the pool. I hope the lawyers get all wigs money. I fucking hate lawyers…

MrBaDGUY 2/1/2014 - 9:36 am

It is quite evident you hate yourself.


johnwhogivesashit 2/1/2014 - 9:44 am

The only thing I hate more than myself are self righteous douchbags that everyone clearly hates that never know when to quit. Don’t you have some flying spaggeti monster to worship this morning in more pointless pool shiiting behavior. You have no life….you are on here 23 hours a day. Its sad. Religion set progress back a thousand years and now thanks to natural selection going by the way side. Your stupid has been allowed to reproduce. Never have kids

MrBaDGUY 2/1/2014 - 9:46 am

There is nothing more than you hate more than yourself.

You should pray tp God and ask Him to help you with that.


johnwhogivesashit 2/1/2014 - 10:06 am

I can only take consolation in knowing that no matter how much i hate myself ill never hate myself more than you hate yourself. Frankly it makes me sick to think that i take pleasure in that thought. I’ve never wanted anybody to suffer before. I really hope that you suffer for a long time and then kill yourself. Isn’t that sad. Goodbye. I’ll be ignoring and deleting any of your posts on my comments from now on.

MrBaDGUY 2/1/2014 - 10:16 am

I am happy with myself.

Im sorry you hate yourself.

God can heal you of that.

MrBaDGUY 2/1/2014 - 10:19 am

But just to make you feel better, because you are so kind….

I have a nice girlfriend now, one who does love me. You can live your life knowing that, and I hope it gives you peace. 🙂


MrBaDGUY 2/1/2014 - 10:20 am

Have a dog biscuit my friend. lol

clevername 2/2/2014 - 4:57 am

Notice how: the guys who have been treated acceptably by women, defend them… in a very “generalized” way… while citing “generalizations” as the flaw in their opponents’ reasoning, and even resorting to personal attacks… as if somehow, allowing someone to voice their dissenting opinion, might cause a problem for the generalized-defenders… like there’s some prize awaiting their maxed-out cyber-image approval-rating. Do most women like hypocrites? (birds of a feather..?) Or are most of them too stupid to notice hypocrisy when slathered in it? OR: is it the worst of the possible scenarios, and that “most women” are disgusting hypocrites, who also hate “everyone else” who is a hypocrite? (unless they can get something they want from that person; in which case they will almost always use that person for whatever usefulness, while incessantly complaining about it… even though they’re getting what they want!)

The truth is that “MrBaDGUY” is not incorrect; there IS a DEFINITE and OBVIOUS modern “trend,” involving MANY (if not most!) women, behaving as “sluttily” as possible, because they’re taught that’s “cool.” (and because hey, who doesn’t like to get fucked as often as possible right?)

I’m not “back.”

I just couldn’t help but identify with the OP, and initially resisted the urge to chime-in, because honestly, fuck everything, why comment? But then i saw something that actually required intervention. So here it is.


You think 1 year is bad? Try 9. And then a “stupid disgusting whore,” followed by another 4 (and counting).

I know people will tell you i’m wrong, but women want a beast of a man, who knows how to control himself, and does/provides everything she wants. THAT is what they want. Everything else is bullshit. Make yourself a beast, or give up. Playing “middle-man” isn’t going to get YOU what YOU want. Go all-in, all or nothing. YOLO, so you might as well, while you’re still not too far gone to come rip-roaring back with a vengeance.

But if that just sounds like way too much hassle and BS, and probably not possible… i totally understand.

And in closing, i’ll go ahead and disclaim this: yes, there are plenty very shitty males in this world as well. This is why i tend to think that this whole stupid argument should never happen. Some of us have indeed opened our eyes and had a long and deep look around, and seen plenty of people who fully deserve to be called exactly the pieces of shit they really are. Unfortunately, some of us have seen that this applies to “most women” (or “most men,” depending on the looker).

So let’s just say “most people,” and drop the gender part. It’s superfluous. Sure, we could over-analyze the piss out of it, and probably find some relevant nuance… but the real problem is that people are just shit… well, most people. The few elites who run the world, do so by exploiting how fucking stupid and easily mislead most of us really are. And we just keep feeding into it.

But really… what could we even do about it, even if we tried? (rhetorical question)

The Koji 2/2/2014 - 5:19 am

^^ Have not seen this name in awhile.

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