…it’s good for tenderising, though. But yes, I’d pop a membrane if I ever attempted “cutting” a steak with a…baseball bat of all things Funny thing is, I’d still try anyway.
Well, I theorize that it is indeed possible, and might even be extremely efficient to cut a steak with a baseball bat, granted certain qualifiers. The bat must be iron or steel – preferably stainless steel – and you must have access to a metal cutting blade to hone the bat down into the shape of a very sharp sword. Problem solved!
I suppose the steak might “fall apart” eventually, but it’d be all mashed, flat. Who wants to live a broken mashed, flat life- er I meant eat a broken mashed, flat steak?
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…it’s good for tenderising, though. But yes, I’d pop a membrane if I ever attempted “cutting” a steak with a…baseball bat of all things Funny thing is, I’d still try anyway.
Such is my life.
@The Distress: I like to think I get just what you’re saying. And I agree. Effective imagery–thank you for the successful effort.
I think I’d have better luck cutting a steak with a baseball bat.
Well, I theorize that it is indeed possible, and might even be extremely efficient to cut a steak with a baseball bat, granted certain qualifiers. The bat must be iron or steel – preferably stainless steel – and you must have access to a metal cutting blade to hone the bat down into the shape of a very sharp sword. Problem solved!
I suppose the steak might “fall apart” eventually, but it’d be all mashed, flat. Who wants to live a broken mashed, flat life- er I meant eat a broken mashed, flat steak?
Hmm…could make chop suey with it? (There’s a metaphor in there somewhere, I think…)
What if it’s a Bat-Baseball bat? everything batman related has sharp points, those might get the steak cutting done
chop suey… xD
Or maybe “Lucille” could help us…if that bastard Negan gives her up, I mean.
“…I meant eat a broken mashed, flat steak?”
People with bad teeth?
i like the “like cutting steak with a baseball bat” phrase…
So i will add: “like spooning with a fork.”
@clevername
I lol’d, that comment gave me gas. Fork you.
Spooning with a fork
brilliant.
Nice…