2 – “The District court of [REDACTED] approves your self-termination on the grounds that you will not leave a mess at the site of departure, nor will you lay claim to any benefits afforded to you by way of government employment”.
3 –
SHEPHARD’S DEPARTURE – ONE NIGHT ONLY
OPEN BAR FROM 2215HRS ONWARDS
LIVE MUSIC WITH SPECIAL GUEST DJ’S
DRESS TO KILL
LADIES – COMPLIMENTARY PINA COLADA ON ARRIVAL
GENTS – FREE INFOSHEET ON CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS
…AND WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS
17. Gummi bears file a protection order against sadspectralgiraffe.
18. The court rejects the order because…well…they’re gummi bears.
19. ..sadspectralgiraffe meticulously pulls apart gummi bears piece by piece and devours them with manic glee.
20. United Gummi Emirates declares jihad on sadspectralgiraffe.
21. ..*sadspectralgiraffe cackles*
22. Rinse and repeat.
23. Gummi bears put themselves back together
24. Gummi bears read Shephards funny posts.
25. Gummi bears say ‘Here, have some gummi bears.’ Oh wait, that may not go well
26. Shephard decides to hear the gummi bears out, so they send an envoy to his mancave in the middle of The Shire.
27. Shephard and the United Gummi Emirates sign the Eden Terrace Peace Accord of 2014, officially sealing their status as allies.
28. Shephard and the UGE jointly declare jihad on sadspectralgiraffe.
29. *sadspectralgiraffe cackles, yet again*
30. I, Commander Shephard of The Shire and on behalf of the UGE, concede defeat to’rds sadspectralgiraffe – we simply cannot best her awesome, and our forces are no match for her insatiable hunger for that gummi goodness and…OH MAH LAWD I’M NOT MADE OF GUMMI GAHHHH DON’T EAR ME…!
31…
32. We are gathered here today in memory of Shephard, who gave his life in defence of all that is gummi and good. May his soul find heavenly sweetness in the life after.
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4. Eat gummi bears
1 – *waves loaded .44 magnum* Fuck y’all… I’m out.
2 – “The District court of [REDACTED] approves your self-termination on the grounds that you will not leave a mess at the site of departure, nor will you lay claim to any benefits afforded to you by way of government employment”.
3 –
SHEPHARD’S DEPARTURE – ONE NIGHT ONLY
OPEN BAR FROM 2215HRS ONWARDS
LIVE MUSIC WITH SPECIAL GUEST DJ’S
DRESS TO KILL
LADIES – COMPLIMENTARY PINA COLADA ON ARRIVAL
GENTS – FREE INFOSHEET ON CHILD SUPPORT PAYMENTS
…AND WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS
lol
pretty much^
Suddenly addicted’s making a whole lot of sense…
1. Eat gummi bears
2. Eat gummi bears
3. Dont eat gummi bears
4. Eat gummi bears.
5. *diabetes*
6. Inject gummi bears.
7. Dream of gummi bears.
8. *has children*
9. *names them after favourite flavours of gummi bears*
10. Inhales gummi bears.
11. Overdoses on gummi bears.
12. …but not really since they’re just gummi bears.
13. lel
ROFL
14. smoke gummi bears
15. gummi bears pay you a visit and tell you to stop doing that
16. gummi bears can handle anything because they are, well, gummy
17. Gummi bears file a protection order against sadspectralgiraffe.
18. The court rejects the order because…well…they’re gummi bears.
19. ..sadspectralgiraffe meticulously pulls apart gummi bears piece by piece and devours them with manic glee.
20. United Gummi Emirates declares jihad on sadspectralgiraffe.
21. ..*sadspectralgiraffe cackles*
22. Rinse and repeat.
lololol, so funny 😉
23. Gummi bears put themselves back together
24. Gummi bears read Shephards funny posts.
25. Gummi bears say ‘Here, have some gummi bears.’ Oh wait, that may not go well
26. Shephard decides to hear the gummi bears out, so they send an envoy to his mancave in the middle of The Shire.
27. Shephard and the United Gummi Emirates sign the Eden Terrace Peace Accord of 2014, officially sealing their status as allies.
28. Shephard and the UGE jointly declare jihad on sadspectralgiraffe.
29. *sadspectralgiraffe cackles, yet again*
30. I, Commander Shephard of The Shire and on behalf of the UGE, concede defeat to’rds sadspectralgiraffe – we simply cannot best her awesome, and our forces are no match for her insatiable hunger for that gummi goodness and…OH MAH LAWD I’M NOT MADE OF GUMMI GAHHHH DON’T EAR ME…!
31…
32. We are gathered here today in memory of Shephard, who gave his life in defence of all that is gummi and good. May his soul find heavenly sweetness in the life after.
…
73. realize there was apparently a whole bunch of other stuff you still wanted to do, and call the whole thing off, until some other time.