I’m kidding.
If I was a shark in a toilet and you were a turd, I’d leave you alone. I’d just let you float along and let you continue being you. I’m not that desperate.
Don’t get et by a shark. That sounds like a horrible way to go. But if you catch a marlin, you should name it after me and paint a clown face on it. That’d make it more authentic.
Man that’s so cool your video, love watching that line bend like it’s going to snap. Gets me all excited! lol…
I watched another of your videos too, the one when you caught the Kingfish. Kingi’s are my favorite fish to catch and also eat. love kingfish steaks and chips now that’s off the chain! lol…
you know i know some divers, and i asked 3 of them on separate occasions if they were afraid of the sharks and every response i got was NO they all reckon you can swim along side a shark as long as you don’t fear them and your not scared, sharks sense fear and when they sense that that’s when they will attack you! hmm…. I don’t know about that one but just saying Maybe the shark won’t even want to eat you, because you want him to. lol…. 🙂
I saw a video of some old lady who hand-feeds a great white shark in her free time – she says he’s got a sweet temperament and is really just a gentle, misunderstood cuddly-poo. Youtube: “Evidence That Great White Sharks Are Peaceful Creatures.” Not saying I buy the premise, but it’s a nifty video. lol
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Sharks have discerning tastes. If they read your poetry, they might take one chomp then spit you back out.
Maybe hanging is a better option.
I’m kidding.
If I was a shark in a toilet and you were a turd, I’d leave you alone. I’d just let you float along and let you continue being you. I’m not that desperate.
Don’t get et by a shark. That sounds like a horrible way to go. But if you catch a marlin, you should name it after me and paint a clown face on it. That’d make it more authentic.
Hey Squid,
Man that’s so cool your video, love watching that line bend like it’s going to snap. Gets me all excited! lol…
I watched another of your videos too, the one when you caught the Kingfish. Kingi’s are my favorite fish to catch and also eat. love kingfish steaks and chips now that’s off the chain! lol…
you know i know some divers, and i asked 3 of them on separate occasions if they were afraid of the sharks and every response i got was NO they all reckon you can swim along side a shark as long as you don’t fear them and your not scared, sharks sense fear and when they sense that that’s when they will attack you! hmm…. I don’t know about that one but just saying Maybe the shark won’t even want to eat you, because you want him to. lol…. 🙂
I saw a video of some old lady who hand-feeds a great white shark in her free time – she says he’s got a sweet temperament and is really just a gentle, misunderstood cuddly-poo. Youtube: “Evidence That Great White Sharks Are Peaceful Creatures.” Not saying I buy the premise, but it’s a nifty video. lol