A guy died and went to Hell. After his “intake” was over, he was escorted down a long, hot corridor and lead into a huge cavern. What he saw astonished him – thousands of people standing waist deep in warm, steaming human waste. Many of them strangely were enjoying a cup of coffee or other refreshments.
“Is this it?” he questioned.
“Yep, this is it.” replied the escort. “Your place is over at the end of the third row.”
Wading through the muck after a brief stop at a Coke machine that didn’t require money he took his place, opened his soft drink and quipped to a woman next to him, “This ain’t so bad… it’s almost a joke.”
“Yeah.” was all she said. After a minute or so the escort returned to the end of the corridor with a bull horn. The bull horn crackled to life.
“Break’s over. Back on your heads.”