I recently read an article online that cited that a new medication has been developed and approved by pharmaceutical industries to be distributed. According to the source (which I will post below) the medication targets certain receptors in the brain that even contemporary medicine has been unable to target. Apparently it has a very high success rate and in 90% of trials it has mitigated suicidal thoughts and assuaged depression, I think the name for it is “merdecerol”. I’ve been on medication for almost the entirety of my depression and I’m really hoping this is the cure I’m looking for, most medication has bad side effects, at least the ones I take like weight gain, hair loss etc. Apprently the only side effects are occasional moodiness and occasional constipation which I’m fine with. I don’t know how readily available it is though since it is a nascent medication and only recently approved. I forget what it’s compounds are, Apprently similar properties as Zoloft as that’s what its base was synthesized from. According to the reviews it has made patients “feel like Jesus spoke to them and told them to ‘get a fuckin job and stop jerkin’ to skrillex porn I didn’t die for this’ and ‘start playing the triangle and make dubstep covers on YouTube’ ” Sounds pretty good to me, if anyone gets on it can you give me your personal review?
JUST KIDDING APRIL FOOLS LIFE IS A JOKE