I can keep it together for pretty long. Sunglasses on, hair down, blank fuckin stare.
Threw up “mop that shit up with your hair *****, i want you to get on your fucking knees and mop it up. You’re lucky i dont make you eat it.”
Lol. Call me a monkey, I love monkeys, im a ****, i love that word, very empowering.
Keep it together, don’t laugh, for gods sake don’t cry. I’ll be laughing when I’m selling my engagement ring. I’ll be laughing when you’re breaking your fucking back, doing all the fuckin work alone. Im selling MY truck too, leaving you with a big empty house. I just needed this, this is the best way to split, make me hate you, make me grateful everyday I wake without seeing your face. “I’m gonna slit your wrists and tell the cops you tried to off yourself, with all your scars you sick ***** they will fuckin lock you up.”
Well, I wish all of that was true, I sure do like monkeys though. Has anyone tried those pb&j fruit snacks? Dee-ricious