I can’t stand it anymore. Seconds feel like hours, minutes like days. This microwave dinner just wont cook fast enough. What can I do? In need of serious help people.
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I hear you- time can take so long! I get it. I experience it too. Hold on. Just hold on.
Find something to occupy yourself, the saying time flies when you’re having fun is pretty accurate for a hyperbole (ironic?) The company of others also makes time go quicker and makes it more enjoyable.
has your microwave dinner got cooked?
I did get it cooked. I have no clue how I made it through this, but I did, and I’m a stronger person because of it.
“He blew his mind out in a car. He didn’t notice that the lights had changed” – the Beatles
Hi FF, it seems like you are suffering from what is scientifically termed “wiggin out”. Usually caused by an intense feeling of disconnection and/or disorientation from normal life events. Life feels constricted, you feel imprisoned by invisible walls, time becomes a cruel attacker. At least for me that’s how it feels.
It’s such a damn catchphrase, but the solution is to “get out more”. I don’t suggest driving, since cars are just another form of imprisonment, but if you can take a legit walk down the street, to an old thrift shop or whatever interests you, or heck, even just go to your mailbox and look at how big the sky is above you, that might help. Some might say stop eating microwave food and get a real meal in you 😛
What if you put it in a microwave, then put that microwave in a bigger microwave?
I can’t figure out which of you understand it’s a joke.