GeneralAnybody wanna go see a movie? by RealTalk30 6/12/2015 written by RealTalk30 6/12/2015I’m gonna go see Jurassic World tonight by myself..🙁 I’m so alone.. some one love me please!! alonegonnaJurassic World 22 comments 0EmailRelated postsHow To Suffer Less? 7/12/2020Creep. 7/12/2020 7/11/2020 7/11/2020stardust 7/11/20205000 years later 7/11/2020I’m scared 7/10/2020Feeling blue. 7/10/2020Coward 7/10/2020“Barbie face” 7/10/202022 comments Tristeza 6/12/2015 - 7:56 pmI’d definitely go with you if I could, RT my friend. But that’s geographically impossible, agh. Have fun. Log in to Reply RealTalk30 6/12/2015 - 8:02 pmThanks lol I’ll try.. well..I’m sure I will haha! On a side note.. anybody ever get that empty hollow feeling after coming home alone from a movie. Like..you look forward to a movie, you enjoy it.. but then suddenly you’re home and you wish you could have just stayed at the theatre watching more movies. You try and sit down in front of the tv but it’s just not the same? CAN I get an amen?? Log in to Reply Max 6/12/2015 - 7:59 pmWhy not Log in to Reply Max 6/12/2015 - 8:03 pmWe go we go dutch Log in to Reply RealTalk30 6/12/2015 - 8:04 pmSounds good.. I’m in California! 🙂 better hurry, it starts in an hour.. Log in to Reply Tristeza 6/12/2015 - 8:05 pmAmen! (I’m so talkative tonight) Log in to Reply RealTalk30 6/12/2015 - 8:06 pmAre you one of those chick’s who talks during the movie? :/lol Log in to Reply Morris 6/12/2015 - 8:06 pmYou gonna smoke me out first. and buy the tickets? Plus I’ll want popcorn, a large Coke and a box of Hot Tamales. Hook me up and I’m in. Log in to Reply RealTalk30 6/12/2015 - 8:09 pmOnly If I’m getting laid afterwards 😛……you’re a girl, riiiight? 😉jk… don’t rape me 🙁 Log in to Reply Morris 6/12/2015 - 8:12 pmHaha. Oh, so you buy a girl some popcorn and she’s supposed to put out? No. I’ll need a steak dinner before that happens. Log in to Reply RealTalk30 6/12/2015 - 8:14 pmWell… she’s not ‘supposed to’ ….but they usually do! 😉 hey hey!! Log in to Reply Morris 6/12/2015 - 8:26 pmYou should write a book and call it “How to Seduce a Woman with Popcorn”. I would read that, plus I would watch the movie after the book was adapted as a screenplay. Log in to Reply RealTalk30 6/12/2015 - 8:34 pmThat’s a great idea.. hell..I just finished it right now. Quick read!Title: How To Seduce A Woman With Popcorn By: RT3 Edited by: RT3 Content: Hey, baby.. what’s pop’n? This popcorn is pop’n! How bout that!? Now bend over! The End!Special thanks to: Morris.. you are my inspirationComing soon in paper backDownload the app today from your smart phone😉 Log in to Reply Morris 6/12/2015 - 9:06 pmChild: Hey mommy and daddy? How’d you meet? Mommy: Your daddy bought me some popcorn. I knew he was the one, so we mated thanks to Orville Redenbacher. Daddy: *burps* Yep. *takes another swig from his beer* Child: That’s so romantic. I feel so special. Daddy: Yep. The batteries in the remote control are dead. Why don’t you run to the store and get 4 triple A’s? Child: Ok. Gimme some money.We could go in a couple of different directions here. Maybe the kid buys weed? Maybe the kid gets abducted by aliens and gets sold into the intergalactic slave trade? Maybe the kid becomes a porn kingpin? Joins the mafia? Goes to law school? Kid goes to a barbeque and becomes a pro skater? So many possibilities. Log in to Reply Tristeza 6/12/2015 - 8:10 pmNot usually but I can’t guarantee that I’m going to shut up for longer than 2 sec tonight. Nah. I’m gonna go find something to watch while I eat ice cream. Log in to Reply rocketman 6/12/2015 - 8:51 pmRealTalk30,thanks for the invitation , Jurassic World! sounds cool, but I don’t think we could put it all together that fast! I’m drinking my vodka and making a pizza, might even sing alone, yes I get lonely but my best friend is me! I like being alone, the world is a strange place, i’m in good company when I’m alone. Log in to Reply RealTalk30 6/12/2015 - 9:25 pm15 more minutes till it starts..Mucho benita snobby senoritas up in la casa😉 Log in to Reply rocketman 6/12/2015 - 9:44 pmRealTalk30,son of a gun! Mucho benita snobby senoritas up in la casa!!! you know that makes a different! i’ll be there! Log in to Reply RealTalk30 6/12/2015 - 9:46 pmDude.. there is some major hooter action going on here.. Of course I’m stuck between to kids 🙁Ok movie is starting nowLater gater! Log in to Reply RealTalk30 6/13/2015 - 12:24 amMovie was good.. BUT….Dude… those fuckn kids wouldn’t shut up through the whole movie. Parents can’t seem to tell their kids when they are being rude as fuck. Then as I’m leaving.. some snobby young girl started throwing her hands up at me saying “couldn’t you wait?” As in..she wanted me to wait for her so she could walk in front of my truck. Like..wtf..this kid was like 15 feet away from my truck.. wait for what?? So I called her a little ***** as I was driving away lol This town is full of snobby ass pieces of shit that know no respect at all. This is what parents are teaching their kids. Drives me insane Log in to Reply thelost 6/13/2015 - 12:35 amnext time give her a wee bit of a love tap with your front bumper, maybe even pull a zombieland and back up and hit her with the door Log in to Reply RealTalk30 6/13/2015 - 12:50 amUhh..That’s assault with a deadly weapon Last i checked :O Log in to Reply Leave a Comment Cancel ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.Subscribe to comments: Don't subscribeAllReplies to my comments Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.