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Anybody wanna go see a movie?

by RealTalk30

I’m gonna go see Jurassic World tonight by myself..

šŸ™ I’m so alone.. some one love me please!!

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Tristeza 6/12/2015 - 7:56 pm

I’d definitely go with you if I could, RT my friend. But that’s geographically impossible, agh. Have fun.

RealTalk30 6/12/2015 - 8:02 pm

Thanks lol I’ll try.. well..I’m sure I will haha!
On a side note.. anybody ever get that empty hollow feeling after coming home alone from a movie. Like..you look forward to a movie, you enjoy it.. but then suddenly you’re home and you wish you could have just stayed at the theatre watching more movies. You try and sit down in front of the tv but it’s just not the same?
CAN I get an amen??

Max 6/12/2015 - 7:59 pm

Why not

Max 6/12/2015 - 8:03 pm

We go we go dutch

RealTalk30 6/12/2015 - 8:04 pm

Sounds good.. I’m in California! šŸ™‚ better hurry, it starts in an hour..

Tristeza 6/12/2015 - 8:05 pm

Amen!
(I’m so talkative tonight)

RealTalk30 6/12/2015 - 8:06 pm

Are you one of those chick’s who talks during the movie? :/

lol

Morris 6/12/2015 - 8:06 pm

You gonna smoke me out first. and buy the tickets? Plus I’ll want popcorn, a large Coke and a box of Hot Tamales.
Hook me up and I’m in.

RealTalk30 6/12/2015 - 8:09 pm

Only If I’m getting laid afterwards šŸ˜›

……you’re a girl, riiiight? šŸ˜‰

jk… don’t rape me šŸ™

Morris 6/12/2015 - 8:12 pm

Haha. Oh, so you buy a girl some popcorn and she’s supposed to put out?
No. I’ll need a steak dinner before that happens.

RealTalk30 6/12/2015 - 8:14 pm

Well… she’s not ‘supposed to’ ….but they usually do! šŸ˜‰ hey hey!!

Morris 6/12/2015 - 8:26 pm

You should write a book and call it “How to Seduce a Woman with Popcorn”.
I would read that, plus I would watch the movie after the book was adapted as a screenplay.

RealTalk30 6/12/2015 - 8:34 pm

That’s a great idea.. hell..I just finished it right now. Quick read!

Title: How To Seduce A Woman With Popcorn
By: RT3
Edited by: RT3
Content: Hey, baby.. what’s pop’n? This popcorn is pop’n! How bout that!? Now bend over!
The End!

Special thanks to: Morris.. you are my inspiration

Coming soon in paper back

Download the app today from your smart phone

šŸ˜‰

Morris 6/12/2015 - 9:06 pm

Child: Hey mommy and daddy? How’d you meet?
Mommy: Your daddy bought me some popcorn. I knew he was the one, so we mated thanks to Orville Redenbacher.
Daddy: *burps* Yep. *takes another swig from his beer*
Child: That’s so romantic. I feel so special.
Daddy: Yep. The batteries in the remote control are dead. Why don’t you run to the store and get 4 triple A’s?
Child: Ok. Gimme some money.

We could go in a couple of different directions here. Maybe the kid buys weed? Maybe the kid gets abducted by aliens and gets sold into the intergalactic slave trade? Maybe the kid becomes a porn kingpin? Joins the mafia? Goes to law school? Kid goes to a barbeque and becomes a pro skater? So many possibilities.

Tristeza 6/12/2015 - 8:10 pm

Not usually but I can’t guarantee that I’m going to shut up for longer than 2 sec tonight.
Nah.
I’m gonna go find something to watch while I eat ice cream.

rocketman 6/12/2015 - 8:51 pm

RealTalk30,

thanks for the invitation , Jurassic World! sounds cool, but I don’t think we could put it all together that fast! I’m drinking my vodka and making a pizza, might even sing alone, yes I get lonely but my best friend is me! I like being alone, the world is a strange place, i’m in good company when I’m alone.

RealTalk30 6/12/2015 - 9:25 pm

15 more minutes till it starts..

Mucho benita snobby senoritas up in la casa

šŸ˜‰

rocketman 6/12/2015 - 9:44 pm

RealTalk30,

son of a gun! Mucho benita snobby senoritas up in la casa!!! you know that makes a different! i’ll be there!

RealTalk30 6/12/2015 - 9:46 pm

Dude.. there is some major hooter action going on here..
Of course I’m stuck between to kids šŸ™

Ok movie is starting now

Later gater!

RealTalk30 6/13/2015 - 12:24 am

Movie was good.. BUT….

Dude… those fuckn kids wouldn’t shut up through the whole movie. Parents can’t seem to tell their kids when they are being rude as fuck.
Then as I’m leaving.. some snobby young girl started throwing her hands up at me saying “couldn’t you wait?” As in..she wanted me to wait for her so she could walk in front of my truck. Like..wtf..this kid was like 15 feet away from my truck.. wait for what?? So I called her a little ***** as I was driving away lol
This town is full of snobby ass pieces of shit that know no respect at all.
This is what parents are teaching their kids. Drives me insane

thelost 6/13/2015 - 12:35 am

next time give her a wee bit of a love tap with your front bumper, maybe even pull a zombieland and back up and hit her with the door

RealTalk30 6/13/2015 - 12:50 am

Uhh..That’s assault with a deadly weapon
Last i checked :O

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