If you’ve ever watched Rick and Morty there’s an episode about these Meeseeks which are kind of like a genie. they exist long enough to complete their task, and once they have completed it they just POOF! However, in this episode they are faced with a task to hard to complete meaning they are existing longer than normal and its very painful for them. they want to complete it as soon as possible so that they can “poof” and stop existing. Well I feel like a Meeseeks, I have existed too long and just want to vanish. living hurts, I don’t feel like I was meant to keep living for so long and I need to go.
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But… But… What if the task assigned to you is “be happy”? Or, God forbid, learn calculus?
Or piano.
Or visit every Six Flags park across the US? I’ve done it. It takes a while.
It suppose to be short and sweet you guys!! you should watch that episode if you haven’t, is pretty funny. however I am learning to code which is fun…like I’d rather be doing that right now than my actual homework.
WOW! MEE TOO! I am currently attending a class. We are learning to code in C++
OOh my boyfriend does that right now! i’m not that cool yet, just doing python! which is still pretty cool!
Python is sublime.
SeeSmith do you do python for GIS?
Nope. And I had no idea Py was the go to language for GIS now. But it figures, Py has always been slickly extensible. Gee, interesting. Now I understand why the anthropology dept at the local college is looking for Py programmers.
Python is how it runs online I believe. I have a friend always trying to woo me to python. It’s pretty basic and eloquent, but I’m no a GIS programmer so I don’t have any use for it. GIS uses some other languages too, but I am unsure which they are.
Rick and Morty. It’s a great show.
I’ve done intro to programming. Java. it’s pretty cool.
I love Rick and Morty! and I’m going to learn java next!
I taught myself HTML this year online and unfortunately need to learn a little C++, which is utter garbage. It’s better than being forced to learn python for GIS. VB is my savior this year though. Love me some good VB.
Ya I heard C++ is a little over kill, but I wanna try and learn it eventually just for the heck of it.
You’d be better off learning .net. There is a huge market for it. I know I know…microsoft is the devil incarnate…still get in bed with the devil and suddenly you can purchase a new home!
well now that I have your expert advice..I just I should learn that too!
hahaha, I’m always up to learning anything that will allow be to disappear into a deep set of numbers. I don’t use .net and I’m not a DBA, but a gal can dream right?
haha right there with you!
Whoooo…. I just typed and my entire comment dissappeared. Sorry WordPress.
haha
There are certain HTML characters you can’t use apparently in posts or they just up and do bad things to your posts.
Hazy Day Sunflower,
witty i like it!!!
“Whoooo…. I just typed and my entire comment dissappeared. Sorry WordPress.”
No it really happened. I typed insert comment here with the HTML symbols and the whole sentence disappeared! I still don’t know where it is.
Hazy Day Sunflower,
Ha ha! it’s not nice to fool rocketman!!! you devil!!! 🙂
go ahead type this<
write something and then close it with >
POOF!!
I’m gonna try that.
Ha. That is funny.
Hazy Day Sunflower,
I’M SO STUPID!!! It happened to me today!!! ha ha! i didn’t know why! ok i believe you 🙂 but your timming was perrect!
badumdum…I’ll be here all night, tip your waiters.
Hazy Day Sunflower,
You are funny! I was working on a stand up Comedian act and my question why do girls wear G strings? Answers were to feel sexy? To look sexy? I said hell no! because they are lazy! The just pull the string aside when they go to the bath room!! I got a laugh out of that one!!! 🙂
Pro Tip: Girls can do that with any underwear.
Hazy Day Sunflower,
I knew that! 🙂 that’s why the girls were all doubling over when I said it!! Talking about real life can be very funny! Guys have real problems! When they have to go! If there shirts tucked in and there trying to find that hole in there underwear ha ha pulling material all over the place!! About to piss there pants!!! When you had a few it can be relentless! 🙂