I’m starting a club called “fuck” and our motto will be “dying alone because we’re clingy, needy, and generally useless.”
Anyone want in? No. No of course not -_-
Oh! And we don’t actually want to die! It’s just the only logical answer no matter how much we reject it. Isn’t this club great?!
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i ll join;)
Sweet! Membership card in the mail.
as long as there s death involved.
I can’t promise that. I’m a chicken shit. I will, however, host our meetings on top of the Empire State Building.
i ll bring then the holly grail for ctb..the n…and spice some drinks up….also some ambien wouln t hurt,esp if we trip on it;)
or maybe hit a strip club before and back home to some good music and some legal and not so legal drugs…all ppl doing their freak on:)
I’ll supply music.
I’ll dance awkwardly in a dark corner where no one can see me.
i ll watch u awkardly dancing and get slightly turned on…considering i m on ambien
Music, drinks, food, suicidal thoughts, drugs, dark corner dances that induce a slight turn on… hell, this is starting to turn into a strip club pretty quickly.
Yeah, Alexia. My awkwardness is pretty sexy when you’re not tripping. Lmao You might be in danger.
Don’t act surprised, MF. Doesn’t everything I say eventually turn into something about a strip club
Touché. Plus, i was wondering when the killings were going to start. We do have to get food somehow tho, so yeah… now we need someone that brings an axe and we’re set, lol.
i might like sexy moves and then being in danger…death sounds more and more fun…
Count me in. I can cook.
I cannot. You are now a vital part of Fuck. Without you, the Fucks can’t eat.
I just snorted out some of my tea. “without you the fuck can’t eat.” snort!
Sort of sounds like a family reunion to me “without, you, the fucks can’t eat” lol.
Yeah I’ve had a way of making people spit tea since I got here. Though its usually green tea. ._.
I thought it was a family reunion. Whoa. Are you telling me I don’t have a family? Gee.. Thanks, MF
Nah, i was just pointing out most of my irl family are a bunch of f*cks that can’t cook, lol. I try eating their cooking once a year. Once a year i end up having a “oh, i just recalled i have something to do excuse me” + eating out moment.
Why did I laugh so hard at that?
strip clubs are random…this here is the real shit.lethal drugs,ppl,music,turn on ,trips and so on…
I’ll bring the beers.
I’ll drink all your beer… Or sip on some Diet Coke that I’ve poured into an empty can.
I can be that one awkward guy in the corner nursing a beer all night.
I feel like you’re a light weight.. Because you’re a minor. Don’t drink. And if you do, no passing out. No driving unless you are also texting. And no pissing in my sink.
Where else do you piss!?
I want to join!
LOOK! MF! I think we’re having dumplings for dinner!
There’s always an opening in this club. Welcome.
date,location,ppl,items needed-feel free to brainstorm:
I will make sure the base is turned so low as to induce heart palpitations and in some, death.
that s super cool…i ll bring ambien and marilyn monroe s drug of choice when she said goodbye and fuck the world, i m better off.we should have fun with those…:)