I made this thread so it would be easier to follow.
To one up you from last night:
Oh, well, hello fairy Miranda. She is a bit flirty and sexy, isn’t she? Oh, I’ve got wings. Not in the feminine hygiene way, sort of slutty moth, you know.
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Hahaha…. i woke up thinking about ms kaylee. Here you are.. Easy to find this time. i love that bit so much..
I woke up thinking about my sportsnut. 🙂
Well, It would be wrong to deny mankind a bit of this…want a bit..want a bit of this..im aware its gone weird, camp, and slightly threatening.. sorry.. hahahaha
i am not wearing any underpants, enjoy ur meatballs
no freakin way..i was going to use that one..
LOL Blimey, really? See, great minds!
oh yes i was, really..and yes they do
Im pretty good at farm noises..heres a tractor. hey lady you got a loose boooob
(The unknown man) – What do you love?
Miranda – Doughnuts
(The unknown man) – What was your first love?
Miranda – Doughnuts
(The unknown man) – What makes your heart skip a beat?
Miranda – Doughnuts
mmmmm me too
Stopped in at the shop this morning and picked up one with a coffee. mmmmmm
i want that so bad..
how would i know its a thing..if only we were peacocks..id assume the position..hed flash his feathers. we would no where we were..
lol one of my fav one’s yet!
Miranda – Sometimes, I dress up as the Queen and record a speech and I watch it back to see what it would be like if I was the Queen.
Stevie – Do you really do that?
Miranda – No
(looks at camera) – yes
love that one at beginning of miranda.. on a si?e note.. do we come back here everyday or make a new thread
stevie You are just jeolous
miranda..she jogs without a bra.. if i jogged without a bra it would look like ferrets juggling in my armpits
ROTFLMAO@ferrets!!!!!
Yes@new thread, it will be SUCH FUN! HAHAHA
I haven’t been rubbing peanuts on my breast!
why would i sad i havnt been rubbing peanuts on my breast, unless i have been rubbing peanuts on my breast
lol Such fun that almost went over my head
Penny
Penny..her nipple is the boob version of a lazy eye
One of the best one yet!!! Love that line.
Hey, I found Miranda!!!! HAHAHA