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Always anonymously with the ominously anonymous, Alan Ominous

by Alan Ominous

Greetings and Salutations!

First order of business… Fuck me. I’m still walking in damn circles. Blah blah, whoa is me.

Next, I got a letter from the publishing company wanting a new original poem by May. All I been writing is dark material. Now I can’t write at all.
Derp Derpinson here.

And again, fuck me.


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Cordless 3/28/2016 - 11:54 pm

Greetings and salutations.

Sorry to hear about the writer’s block.
I HATE it when that happens.
(Both with stories and also with composing music. Frustrating!)

Also: Glad to hear from you today. I wondered earlier, hoping you hadn’t left us. We’re losing too many people as it is. 🙁

Alan Ominous 3/28/2016 - 11:56 pm

Right, I don’t log on Sunday cuz I’m home. Every Monday it’s like a sick game of where’s Waldo.

Cordless 3/29/2016 - 12:01 am

How was the weekend?

Alan Ominous 3/29/2016 - 12:02 am

Couple jelly beans in a pile of shit

Cordless 3/29/2016 - 12:06 am

Well, hopefully the jelly beans were your favorite flavor, and hopefully you rinsed them off REALLY well.

Alan Ominous 3/29/2016 - 12:14 am

Honestly, I’m basically so fucking depressed I can’t joke or rant.

Morris 3/29/2016 - 12:06 am

You’re a published author of poetry?
That’s impressive, you should drop some rhymes.
I guess everyone on SP who’s ever written a poem is an online published poet.

Alan Ominous 3/29/2016 - 12:13 am

Yeah,I’m in a compilation book called Beyond The Sea. Not even sure why I was chosen. It’s a yearly thing. They pick like 200 to publish. This year they’re going to give someone a book deal.

Morris 3/29/2016 - 12:21 am

That’s cool.
So what’s beyond the sea?
More land?

Alan Ominous 3/29/2016 - 12:23 am

200 amateur poems…

mindlessgamer619 3/29/2016 - 12:24 am

You may or may not believe this but pirates hate the letter R. They actually love the C. Crazy thing is the bastards didn’t get enough Vitamin C….
Anyways, I know you’ll think of something, bro. I believe in you.

Alan Ominous 3/29/2016 - 12:29 am

Maybe, maybe not. Was considering sending (void) or the one that uses too many big words. Since I like them. I dunno.

mindlessgamer619 3/29/2016 - 12:31 am

You’ve left S3 in my hands and it’s tough atm. Working on some character background stories… Should be interesting. I think you should go with something you’re proud of, or make something new and interesting. 🙂

Cordless 3/29/2016 - 12:34 am

If you love big words, that means you are a sesquipedalian.


Sesquipedalians are cool people.

Alan Ominous 3/29/2016 - 12:34 am

Yeah who knows…. I’m never one to commit to anything, hence my existence

Morris 3/29/2016 - 12:32 am

Rhotacism; an inability or difficulty in pronouncing ‘R’ sounds.
Good luck, Al. You never know when the muse will strike with inspiration.

Cordless 3/29/2016 - 12:36 am

Like Barry Kripke on TBBT…



Mr Angry-mosta tha time 3/29/2016 - 3:41 am

^ Gotta love that title though ^

MyNiceSuicide 3/29/2016 - 7:16 am

Hey there

I write poems also.

I suggest you take a look on the news to refresh your ideas. International news specially. Then you can catch sth people are going through and write about that as a feeling. For example “searching home” so instead of writing specifically about Syrian crisis you write about people searching a home for their souls what is a universal feeling.

If want email me to exchange ideas. I would like to help you.

Moneypenny 3/29/2016 - 10:51 pm

Pick one you already wrote here… maybe…

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