So my escape plan is currently in action I can slowly feel myself becoming happier my consciousness is slowly fading so thought fuck it anyone wanna chat? >.<
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hey there
Hey hows life treating you 🙂
Pretty good lol
it’s getting better.. I am holding on.. hbu
I’m sitting at home slowly dying while slowly getting high off of what I’ve taken >3< and slowly loosing all the fucks I had to give XD
The fucks I had to give about myself. Ya know I do care about other people
I’ll chat
welcome to this “chat” where i’m awkward as fuck and cringe and nearly everything I type but i’m slowly fading away so I thought fuck it IDGAF
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*cringe at
I’m awkward too!
I’m so awkward I got to this conversation a few hours late, and now everyone’s gone and I just keep talking anyway so I can hear the sound of my voice echo off the walls.
See?
Awkward.
Hi
Pretty good
Ha haha
What’s the weather like where you guys are? Currently for me it’s windy as fuck.
This convo is on fire whooo
Yeah I never thought it would get this far. Holy shit O_O
I even cringed when I typed that and now even as I’m typing this much cringe such wow.
Cold like 40 dgree in fl
Ugh lucky!!!! Even with the wind the humidity is a ***** but mind you i’m inside my house slowly dying. I had to go shopping earlier today >.< I hate IRL people.
Hey sorry i gotta leave this wild session of mingling. But my husband is nagging me gotta slap some sence in to him lol i wish :-\ good night
Good night.. XD you call this wild… I’m still in shock that people actually said fuck it i’ll chat with you and then more people actually joined in. I’m just waiting for that one person to say “you weirdo” and because I’m slowly some how getting high kind of (because of what I’ve taken) and I’ll probably say thank you for calling me a weirdo and give a internet hug… If this attempt isn’t successful I’m going to be cringing like crazy once I read this but right now I’m slowly going into a idgaf mood. -3-
So the feeling of death creeping in is not terrifying? Your like my hero right now
Nah it’s not because of the fact this is my 6th attempt haha I’ll admit I was scared the first 2 times on the 3rd I just gave up with feeling emotion.
Weather has been crazy all around. It snowed in my area today which was unexpected
XD i’m 19 and still haven’t touched snow in my whole life neither have I been on a plane not that I’m aloud to >.<
The conversation kinda went dead ….. *throws popcorn* help i’m not good at keeping conversation >_<
Join the club. Conversation skills are the key to a happy life
Maybe that’s why I’m not happy IDK never have been though people never talked to me -.- I never talked to them a win win for me personally the most I talk to someone is when they’re bagging my food XD
Ha I’m the weido and somebody was just fucking my window
Hey being a weirdo is not a insult, embrace it *hugs self randomly* -3- . I’m shy at first but once I get comfortable all this random crazy shit comes flying out of my mouth. 😛
Well out on the internet or on my computer at least….. Fuck how does that work now >_<
Ok nvm my husband grandparents came home witj freinds and now im cleaning and serving and bod in fort Lauderdale come shoot me please
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOOOOOM. Sorry radio popped on that song IRL I thought it would be funny to say that since you said “come shoot me please” and welcome back BTW :3
Jessie j?
Hey it ain’t my radio not my fault my brother left it on the pop station curse his fucking happy lifestyle.
I love pop..Tay Tay 1D fan boy
Man you guys need some metal in your life case I’m Jekyll and Hyde
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mk0PdLZqZqU
<3 rock
I’m more of a Paramore fangirl <3
I love Kimberley williams
Ugh conversation dying again… I’m running out of groceries to throw… I’m tired I want to sleep cbf though…. Dilemmas help me sort it >.<
Lmaooo
What your fav acholic beverage
whiskey or bourbon and cola -3- how bout you?
Vodca. Club with lemons
We could all play a game any suggestions…? (OH GOD I”M BECOMING ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE NOOOOOOOOO) and a slight cringe is in play howwwww? i’m in a idgaf mood ugh dilemmas must be the drugs XD
who can be most cringe worthy
Ah games. What kind of games? ( im playing a game of wich old guy is gonna drop first )
IDK I was “googling” (searching) suggestions and it said something like Never have I ever or Would you rather? ………………….. -.-
Wait are you attempting suicide right now ?
Yeah why you asking?
Omg im sorry but lmaooooooo that is great you gut guts and good sence of houmor
Now im sad youd be a good freind
Hey while I’m still around I am a great friend 😀
Yes you are
yes and funny
Ok fuck it I’m tired and going to go to sleep. It’s day but ya know I think I’m actually going to successful this time if you don’t hear from me by sometime later on if I wake up or tomorrow then you know I was finally successful and didn’t actually fail.
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Ill pray for you new freind sweet deams.
XD I’m probs gonna say stay tuned and see if you hear from me later but like I said I hope I’m successful this time.
Now I’m really off thank you for praying for me and wishing me sweet dreams … night or good day? fuck idk possibly see ya later?
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I feel like i should slow clap you out lmao
You better XD
You better XD
Be well my friend
*clap , clap ,clap*…..* full blown Applause*
And a kid giveing you a thumbs up and a stupid smile .
Oh man where did I put my pacifier
What’s a pacifier like fir babys
Yeah JK
Lmaooo
back flip
Firerworks and and confetti cannons
This is great.
welcome to da par Tay little beaubri peep
Popin champagne
in britian it’s called bolly
Thats sound awful lol like Poisson i put bolly in it he shuold be dead in the hour .
This was fun to read.
I do have a whole bottle of wine on me. And one rolling rock left. I might pop in and out from conversation. I’ve been completely ‘numb’ today. I decided to chime in and force a smile on my face.
Want to hear something weird? I’m going to tell you anyways. My dog tried to hump me earlier. She’s a female. She likes to try to hump my knees when I lay down with a blanket.
That is wierd i would love a drink right now or like six drinks .
I will pour
Ill drink my rolling rock for you then. But I sadily can’t transfer it from my stomach to yours.
probably getting you back from gigantic morning fart
Morning fart explain sports nut
beaubri cut a big morning fart…ask her about it… it was AWKWARD
Probably sports, my dog is weird. And awkward. Like me.
I did fart this morning. It’s what actually woke me. Everyone toots. I just happened to be open about my toot today.
so should the band be Weird and Awkward just Awkward
Just awkward.
that’s cuz it’s named after you…if it was me it would be both ..lol
you know it woulda been ironic that you made it thru the night and the toot offed everyone else
Haha yeah it would have. I slept worth crap last night actually. I can’t believe I made it through the night.
How about weirdly awkward for the name then?
nice ring don’t ya think
(*farts*)
(*realizes everyone knows I’m here now*)
Oops.
Very nice ring. Now that I think about it. Haha hello cordless. Welcome to becoming a real woman. Sportsnut said something along the words that real women fart.
yes they do…winks
Really?
I am one of the most real people I know, then.
(Yay… I think)
OMFG
and where in the heck did u come from missy
Lmaooooooo
funny stuff around here..specially when the nut is involved
Speaking of the nut, April 1st is only 9 days away!
Good night vuys thanks for making mt nar full of laughs and happy
I like being in the mall and walking behind someone, let one rip and then walk away.
I do that in Victoria secret
Hahahaha. I could only imagine that.
for real it’s so awesome.. all those snotty ladies lookin at each other like ***** who pooted
It’s a rewarding fewling for sure haha.
he he … we are one a roll
*air horns blazing*
JOHNN CENAAAA!
*theme plays*
*mlg shades drop*
*explosions in the background as I drop outta a plane, pull the parachute and gracefully land like a majestic fucking eagle*
My contribution to the conversation.
oh snap
I never knew eagles needed parachutes.
Lmao it’s a reference to tfs attack on titan abridged.. It’s so funny omg.
Loonaraty confirmed and I am spooderman
I missed nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
MLG inside joke
I hope suicide’s ok
I hope so too.
Same here. I’m sure we will hear from suicide soon. If not, well, there’s only so much we can do.
Knowing me I’ll keep her memory alive and post for her randomly.
Welp I’m still alive….. Anyone miss me 😛
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pick me pick me I did
Yay!! <3 I missed you too! 😀
Yay for friendship XD
Alot happened while I was gone huh? O-O
yep..we wanted to keep you party and thread hopping
I feel so special and loved <3 XD
glad to be missed
Yesh! If i’m being missed your being missed because you’re my friend and anyone who is my friend is awesome to me 😀
ha bloody awesome… friends r amazing
It finally feels good to actually have some true friends 🙂
Thank you so much 😀
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we are here… great friends. all messed up .. but still friends
Being messed up is what makes us human right (at least what some people think)
Love ya friend 🙂 *thumbs up*
Love ya too 😀 *gives cookie*
what kinda cookie
Oat and Raisin >:D nah just kidding I’m not evil just the classic choc chip :3
hey buddy
bummer oat and raisin is me fave
I’m sorry what o-o noooooooooooooooooooooo did I offend you now with food of all things I’m such a great friend >n< *starts banging head against brick wall*
Fuck it, it’s a anything cookie any flavor you want.
Imagination *spongebob rainbow hand motion*
I’m going to go cringe now ………. >n<
lol.. no I offended…sorry thank you… you are very funny
No just awkward cringry as fuck and I really hate offending or hurting peoples feelings >nn<
ha you didn’t you offered I just shoulda said thank you dear friend
>n< *
21 questions right now we need to get to know each other so this doesn’t happen again… Or as frequent…. :3
21 questions right now we need to get to know each other so this doesn’t happen again… Or as frequent…. :3
ok perfect…
You can start first :3
favorite color
Black… and your’s?
Your fav color my keyboard hates me… You can have multiple btw i’m not a color hate >3<
hater*
Orange and pink
Fav food?
my favorite food is pizza… with lots of yummy fresh veggies … how about you
It’s a tie between pancakes and cookies can’t make my mind up…. I make homemade m&m cookies irl :3 yay for food?
mmnmm yay 4 food
favorite tv show
Hmmmm I don’t know i’d have to say Bob’s Burgers XD sorry it took me a while to think >w<
mine is the big bang theory
I love Big Bang Theory….
you ever seen pitch perfect
I have it on USB haven’t gotten around to watching it though been to busy babysitting IRL for that haha.
haha.. it’s so amaze balls
Fav movie?
lol.. pitch perfect.. I want to marry fat Amy… what about you
21 jump street 😀
nice..I love those guys
(*quietly re-joins the group*)
Nope you ain’t joining quietly *throws confetti, party noise makers, fireworks and other loud things* Welcome back glad to have ya!
Well, thank you.
I’m in kind of a quiet mood this evening.
But I’ll be glad to drink carbonated beverages and burp occasionally, if that will be enough noise.
There’s never enough noise :3
favorite non alcoholic beverage
Orange Juice 😀
i like cranberry
I’m just that person but my most fav drink is choc milk <3
tis 4:30 am here.. i bid you goodnight fare maiden..until the morrow…
Good night!
Ruby Red Grapefruit juice…
Possibly Concord Grape juice.
You wanna participate in 21 questions?
Not too sure what that is, but sure.
It’s 4:30am here too, but I’ll stay up til 5. 🙂
Coolio fav singer/band sorry I was distracted 😛
Coolio?
The…. Gangster’s Paradise guy?
I love the Weird Al parody of that.
Amish Paradise.
youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg
Mine is Paramore <3 [now it's your turn to ask a question]
Don’t ask I think i’m half coming down off the pills I took … so I might still act a bit hyper here ad there.
and* Don’t ask bout the coolio thing i ment fml keyboard man hate em sometimes. My fav thing to put on ice-cream would be choc sauce
Favorite thing to put on ice cream?
Yeah def choc sauce now that I think about it and now I’m getting hungry XD whats your fav thing to put on ice-cream?
Depending on my mood, it would be either hot fudge, salted roasted pecans, or grenadine syrup with maraschino cherries.
I can be very serious about my ice cream 🙂
I think we are going to be best friends if your serious about your ice-cream <3 :3
🙂
Never trust anyone who doesn’t take their ice cream seriously.
It’s about 5:15 in the morning here, so I’ll go to bed.
Thank you for chatting. 🙂
I’m sure sportsnut will be back tomorrow, and I apologize if I interrupted your conversation with him.
Night!
good morning..pray you are well
Still alive only awake IRL it is trash day and raining so I had to go put it out >.< fml.
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Haha it’s trash day here too and raining. Glad you are still with us.
YAY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN ABOUT TRASH DAY XD (Don’t question the caps I got a whole rush of sugar) YAY FOR FOOOD