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CoRdLeSs = SiRi

by wintersportnut

I figured out why cordless is so good with the net…


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bah 3/20/2016 - 7:29 pm

Oh goody, the craziness will be contained in 1 post!! Are you all going to beat your last record, 219 comments in that last one a few days ago.

sportsnut 3/20/2016 - 7:31 pm

I hope so!! never called it my last record but we will call that #190 anyhow

rocketman 3/20/2016 - 7:32 pm

sportsnut, i support you brother! here’s #3

sportsnut 3/20/2016 - 7:35 pm

nice…let’s erect this thing from the ground up

rocketman 3/20/2016 - 7:40 pm

sportsnut, i support you brother! hereโ€™s #5

ToTrees 3/20/2016 - 7:42 pm


ToTrees 3/20/2016 - 7:43 pm

Has anyone seen or heard from Alan today? hope he is not floating in the lake.

Moneypenny 3/20/2016 - 8:37 pm

Alan cant connect on Sundays, only until tomorrow at noon more or less. And yep, let’s hope he is ok

ToTrees 3/20/2016 - 9:14 pm

Okies just a little worried. See I do care (some)

rocketman 3/20/2016 - 7:44 pm

ToTrees, The world isn’t fair ๐Ÿ™ i support you brother! that makes #7

rocketman 3/20/2016 - 7:48 pm

ToTrees, last i heard he was headed down the high way on his chopper with that powered blonde bicth BAH BAH WAH WAH!!

sportsnut 3/20/2016 - 7:50 pm

lol… nice one sir

sportsnut 3/20/2016 - 7:59 pm

@cordless are you boycotting us..o I guess that would actually be girl cotting

ToTrees 3/20/2016 - 8:04 pm

What does ((SiRi)) mean??? @Nut

sportsnut 3/20/2016 - 8:05 pm

siri is a computer voiced last who answers all your questions on the iphone

sportsnut 3/20/2016 - 8:06 pm


ToTrees 3/20/2016 - 8:19 pm

I down-loaded the Sean Connery voice for my Cortina

sportsnut 3/20/2016 - 8:32 pm

I use that voice in the sack

sportsnut 3/20/2016 - 8:07 pm

touch your junk by the way was awesome

ToTrees 3/20/2016 - 8:15 pm

Tried not to hijack that …. But could not keep my hands off it.

sportsnut 3/20/2016 - 8:17 pm

nor could I.. that was rich

rocketman 3/20/2016 - 8:20 pm


That’s no salami that’s my son in law!

TRYING TO ADD SOME MORE! i support you brother! hereโ€™s #18

sportsnut 3/20/2016 - 8:29 pm

you used to be an apprentice bater

sportsnut 3/20/2016 - 8:29 pm

now you are a master bater

beaubri 3/20/2016 - 8:55 pm

What is going on in here? I open this door and am lost.

ToTrees 3/20/2016 - 9:03 pm

Well I think Rocketman is teaching Sportsnut how to masterbate

beaubri 3/20/2016 - 9:35 pm

Totrees; Oh dear. Haha. Wow. This is the highlight of my night.

mindlessgamer619 3/20/2016 - 10:40 pm

Oh dear lord. Why? XD

Wintergirl 3/20/2016 - 9:30 pm

Lmao. You guys, I’m seriously lol.

Mf 3/20/2016 - 9:37 pm

Makes sense that siri might end up at suicide blog after having to solve the world problems on a daily basis. There’s so much “siri, how do i get to X place” a being (even a cybernetic one) can take on a daily basis.

beaubri 3/20/2016 - 9:57 pm

Where is cordless today anyways?

mindlessgamer619 3/20/2016 - 10:39 pm

Siri does tend to dodge your attempts of confessing your love to her/ complimenting her.
“Do you love me, Siri?”
“I am afraid I can’t answer that.”

“You’re so smart, Siri.”
“That is the way I was programmed.”

Hazy Day Sunflower 3/20/2016 - 10:56 pm

No idea what the topic of this post is. Glad everyone is having a good time tonight. I have a new washing machine….and I decided not to kill myself. Not that I was planning. Well not really. Well maybe just a little. For about fifteen minutes until I realized I don’t own a gun. Or poison. and none of my house fans are strong enough to support a rope, not that I would check for something like that….

beaubri 3/20/2016 - 10:59 pm

HDS; I’m sorry but that actually made me smile a little bit on the inside. I imagined a cartoon character checking down a list of ways to kill itself. And even testing the ideas put on that list. Then I got sad and realized that cartoon was you.

mindlessgamer619 3/20/2016 - 11:15 pm

Aren’t we trying to prove/disprove that Cordless is Siri’s twin sister?
Because we all know who Siri really is, and if you don’t look up the voice of Siri ๐Ÿ˜›

Diffusing myself with humor is kinda/sorta working. It’s a huge hit and miss for me.

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