Why try? I’m that guy
Holden Caulfield from “Catcher In The Rye”
Put away ’cause he wasn’t all there
Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare
Me to him not a liver but wurst
Been much better off as a still birth
Big let down unparalleled
Like the last episode of “Seinfeld”
Or Jack Lemmon in “Glengarry Glen Ross”
Pepsi Challenge took it lost
Just fizzed out with my wires crossed
Buttons pushed but never went off
Like Martha I will self-destruct
The name’s Dunnstock it’s not Dumptruck
Just cursed as fuck with no such luck
My future plans include not much
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin’ more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin’ more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin’ more than me
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be
Most likely to suck
Wanna be a Ghostbuster
First black President, owner of “Hustler”
Got shot down like Larry Flynt
Felt like shit like a bowel movement
Have you seen my will to live?
Because I seem to have lost it
Lovelife? No but Mom thinks I’m handsome
Couldn’t get off if I held a pimp for ransom
Feel like Jimmy Stewart no one sees my Harvey
Toxic Shock Syndrome gets more girls than me
Like Pee Wee Herman spermin’ I can
See the future in the palm of my hand
Psychic Friends, Network loser
Large phone bill in my very near future
Dealt nothing and bluffing hard
Playing poker with a joker and some Uno cards
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin’ more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin’ more than me
Never gonna be never gonna be never gonna never gonna be
Nothin’ more than me
Always gonna be always gonna be always gonna always gonna be
Most likely to suck
Most likely to suck
Most likely to suck
Most likely to suck
Most likely to suck
Most likely to suck.
17 comments
OMG.
“Toxic Shock Syndrome gets more girls than me”…
“Like Pee Wee Herman spermin’ I can
See the future in the palm of my hand”
When I was in high school, I briefly had a crush on PeeWee Herman.
Yeahhhh.
Not my proudest moment.
LMAO that’s awesome, my 1st celeb crush was Buffy lol.
oh my cordless, i have unlocked the naughty in you and it ain’t bloody ever going back it..pandoras box fully exposed
Well, back in those days he wasn’t naughty yet.
At least not in public.
He was just kind of… weird. And nerdy.
Which is exactly what I was (and am).
That makes total sense though. If you crush on an atypical celebrity like PeeWee there is far less fangirl competition.
I guess, yes.
From a logistical standpoint it makes sense.
But I’ve always had a soft spot for nerds.
I’ve had a lot of crushes on nerds throughout the years.
Back before nerd crushes were cool.
Even my celebrity crushes were nerds:
Thom Bray: played Murray Bozinsky the computer nerd in the Riptide series from the early 1980’s.
Mike Mills: The guy from R.E.M. who was the bass player, piano player, songwriter, and backup singer. (He also plays acoustic guitar, tuba, saxophone, organ, harpsichord, and trombone.) Music nerds are THE best.
If Mike Mills showed up at my doorstep and said “Do me now”, we might not even have time to make it to the bed.
See how adorable he was in the video for “Shiny Happy People”…!
i.imgur.com/5fbxZgm.png
@cordless: I totally understand. I’m not allowed to go to the comic book store or Fry’s unescorted (by a responsible adult) any longer.
Luckily no one knows my new piano teacher is delightfully awkward and nerdy. Just a sheer spectacle of awesome. Just everything I could want in a teacher but was not allowed to ask.
OHHHHH I know these guys. Yeah, they are awesome.
youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
Not their best but one of their mainstream ones.
Classic…
My favorite line:
“Lovelife? No but Mom thinks I’m handsome
Couldn’t get off if I held a pimp for ransom”
They kind of remind me of They Might Be Giants for some reason.
Not familiar?
LOL. You know them.
youtube.com/watch?v=vsQrKZcYtqg
I like They Might Be Giants.
My favorite one is “Why Does The Sun Shine?”
youtube.com/watch?v=3JdWlSF195Y
Rock meets astrophysics.
Yeah. Which is why Bloodhound gang reminds me of them. They are a filthy version of TMBG.
Alan Ominous, Hold it right there Alan! You are getting a trailer by the beach in the woods!!! living like a KING! No worries, so stop all this nonsense thinking. your smart! Who cares if anyone see’s your Harvey, Jimmy Stewart didn’t care, YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT A RABBIT RIGHT? 🙂