i’m hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hfghddghnbvdghgbxfgdhb hehe my name is in the word sushi see suishi <— yay SUIshi -3- I LIKE TO EAT CHEESEBURGERS AND COOKIES… COOKIES MAKE ME FEEL BETTER YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY FOR FOOD GGGHGTEDFGHNJFYJFHBNGFTJTFJTRJYGFHDNDGNDG (I’m going to be so regretting this in the morning like a bad hangover XD) DON’T STOP ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I’M HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME I’M HAVING A BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DON’T STOP ME NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW IF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WANNA HAVE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD TIME JUST GIVE MERHHHHHHH A CALLLLLLLLLLLLLL…. wait no don’t call me I didn’t give you my number O-O if you do call… HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBER?!?!?!?!? O-O OMG I’M NOT GOING TO DIE FROM HUNGER I FOUND MY LAST PACKET OF SUISHI YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MUST EAT NOW FOOD IM HUNGRY
HELP KEEP ME AWAKE I’M NOT SUPPOSE TO BE ASLEEP BECAUSE THEN I GET RUNG BY MAH DEVIL OF A MOM SAYING OH YOU HAVEN’T ATTEMPTED YOUR LIFE RIGHT? -.- BISH IM TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW DO I SOUND LIKE A GHOST TO YOU?
OoOooOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOo JOHN LENNON LET IT BE THIS SHIT BE MAH JAM I HAVE TO GO DANCE NOW
I LOVE YOU GARFIELDDDDDDDDDDD RHTRGDFHFGSDNDSFRGBHRSBGTDESFDSHGBVBDFHGBDFH
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I FOUND THE ALCOHOL YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THAT SHOULD KEEP ME AWAKE RIGHT? OH WELL BOTTOMS UP XD WAIT MY BUTT AIN’T UP IS IT? HELP
Bottoms up! I am drinking red wine! Cheers, for a new day.
YAY FOR FRANDSHIP HEHE YAY FOR ALCOHOL I HAVE HAD 3 CANS AND IT SAYS 7 PERCENT BUT I’M AT 21% SO FUCK YEA MATH BISH
For friendship. For friends in strange places.
DUDE DID YOU KNOW FLOORS ARE COMFY AS FUCK? :O
sounds like your having a good time. Keep it up.
Have a drink for me!
ALCOHOL PLUS BEING TIRED IS FUN ITS 3:10AM CURRENTLY XDDDDDDDDDD HEHE NOW TO DRINK MAH BROTHERS ALCOHOL WHERE YE AT BISH I BE COMING FOR YA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I KILLED THE SUISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ;n;
AS….you are always so hyper…enjoy your day and have a drink in my honor
How ya feeling ylem
I’m feeling better than I did in the morning. I’ve placed the knife safely where it belongs. Thanks for asking.
How are you holding up Kupo?
I’m glad you are still around Ylem, intact, not missing any parts. I was a little worried about you.
hey ylem…hugs.. smiles u r here
Im not sure yet
MAH PHONE HIT MAH FACE OWWWWWWWWWWWWIESZZZZZZZZZZZZDFGGDFG
ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO GET ME DRUNK?????????????????????? OH WELL YAY FOR FRANDSHIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP HEHE AHA! I FOUND YA ALCOHOL ITS MINE NOW BISH
*TURNS RADIO UP* IM SURPRISED NOISE CONTROL HASN’T BEEN CALLED XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
oOoOoOoOoOoOo droken blass O3O
good morning Sp As you get any sleep.
rhgrfegdhdghbdbgfdbgvbhd hehe SWEEEEEEEEET HOME ALABAMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YAY FOR RADIOS
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII KUPO :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
What up I would give you coffe put you all ready hyper
nAH JUST TIRED and DRunK HEHE
Drunk. Oh shit i and whiskey to my coffee will be drunk together lol
HEHE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY WRAPPED UP IN A BLANKET IRL LOOKING LIKE A BURRITO… DON’T EAT ME I DON’T WANNA BE EATEN ;n;
* secertly you do*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *ROLLS AWAYZZZZ*
* runs affter you*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEONE HALP SAVE TEH BURRITO
IT IS MORNING 3:45 TO BE EXACT NHMRGHDFGHSDFBNHGTFDFGB HEHE ALCOHOL
Its night. Time there
What on earth did you drink??
HEHE WHISKEY, AND BOURBON AND COLA
Alllll righty then.
hey
Heyyyy!
XD SOME PEOPLE OVER HERE INSTEAD OF SAYING YOUR NAKED SAY YOUR IN THE NUTTY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nutty is back. Got any sleep my nut?
ha. u missed ur nut.. didnt you.. i was a good boy i actually slept like 7 hours..
You bet your nutty nut I missed my nut. 7 hours? Have u ever slept that long before? Then you can go all night today. Awesome.
@ylem31 nope never gone 7 hours … and you bet your sweet petuty i will be going all night
That’s great Nutty 🙂 I’ll be needing you all night
lol..just tonight?
It’s hard to tell if it’s a drink making her like this. AS is always so hyper…. Alcohol makes it even worse. BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM BITCHES!!! I’m waiting for her to say that.
I’m a little different when I get drunk.
I don’t chatter, but I can be all giggly about the dumbest things. And when I DO talk, I’m more prone to say things I shouldn’t say.
I can’t move around too much because I’m pretty much a walking hazard even when I’m sober.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAA BLACK SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY WOOL BISH ALCOHOL MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER *PUTS COMBAT BOOTS ON* BANG BANG INTO THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I KILLED THE SUISHI BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM BLANKET BURRITO
I almost never put on combat boots to eat a burrito.
NO IM WRAPPED LIKE A BURRITO WHILE BANGING INTO THE ROOM EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE *makes carpET ANGLEZ*
Making carpet angels?
Like snow angels, but on a carpet….
The massive bottle of Kahlua and high end vodka are still peacefully sitting in the fridge. Waiting for me to cave.
I’m surprised they’ve lasted this long.
I meant that in a good way, of course.
Me too. Last night was really bad. I could taste it. I’m just absolutely not in the kind of head space to be drinking. I keep it on hand as a way of reminding myself that I can do this. If that makes any sense at all.
It does make sense.
Its presence is an ongoing testimony to your capacity for self-control. 🙂
SITTING ALSO IN MY BUNNY ONESIE MY FEET HAS BUNNYS ON THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM AWHAHWHWHWHAHAWHWAHWHWHAWAWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO CUTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ISH SO FLUFFEH IM GONNA DIE <3
Is that true you own something that great
Cordless… How are you even able to understand what AS is saying? It is so confusing to me. It’s like she’s right before talking jibberish in a drunken stupor.
I’m really sorry AS.
ISH OK THIS IS WAHT HAPPENS WHEN IM GIVEN A KEYBOARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YAY
This is what happens when you are given a keyboard PLUS whiskey, bourbon, and cola.
OMG AS you are a handful 🙂 …. Someone please, don’t give her alcohol anymore. Take away the keyboard as well.
It would appear that I am fluent in jibberish.
Who knew?
@ylem… funny thing i understand every word AS say… i get my pop tart
You too Nutty? It seems I’m the only one who’s confused. Maybe because I don’t have my glasses on, even though her writing is all capitalized. Translate for me please.
I can picture you making carpet angels too.
I bet Wintergirl will be able to understand this as well
@ylem: It’s got to be easier than deciphering doctors’ handwriting.
Cordless….hahaha, that is so true. Doctor’s handwritting is the worst. It seems all around the world it’s terrible…
@ylem well basically it means i am scared like everyone else but deal with it bishes .. im still cool as fuq and i am nuts pop tart..
CORDY CAN WOO TRANSLATE FOR TEH PEOPLE WHO DUN UNDERSTAND MERH PWETTY PWETTY PWEASE?
Translation: “Cordless, can you translate for the people who don’t understand me? Pretty pretty please?”
Now i think she doing it on purpose lol
Seems like it. Please translate for me. I’m sure some other SP’ers are just as confused as me. AS is on a roll today.
We’ll know the hangover has finally hit when she figures out how to turn the caps lock off.
“SHHhhhh,” she’ll say. “Stop shouting.”
“But we weren’t the ones shouting,” we’ll say.
“Zzzzzzzz,” she’ll snore, asleep.
I WIEK TWAINZZZZZZZZZZZZ WAHAAMSMAM!!!
Translation: “I like trains!” (*crash* *collision*)
Lmaoooo .
OMG cordless, you are amazing. I don’t need google translate when I have you. You really are fluent in jibberish. Where do I take classes for it? Maybe an online programme? I really need to understand this as well.
If only I got paid for it.
Google translate has some kind of language that is lgbo. It is as close to gibberish as I think I can get for google translate:
for exampe:
Hello: Nnoo.
Strange!
Never heard of Igbo.
@ylem u r in a crash coarse now..
Haha…. I know Nutty. Cordless is really good at this. I’m just sitting here confused and shaking my head.
ylem…relax love..you know nutty always puts you at ease..
I know my nutty nut. That’s why I need you to go all night tonight 🙂
BWUNNY BWUNNY FWUFFYZZZDGHDJBDJDJBDOIFBJDFOIBDF
UH OH I RANZ OUTT OF ALCOHOLZ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEEDZ TO DROWN LA SORRAWRZ
Drink a half. Cup water youll be flying
Translation: “Uh oh; I ran out of alcohol. No! I need to drown my sorrows!”
Does AS live alone?
MAH CAOUSIN BE HEREZ WIF MAY SHE COULD TAYPE FOR MERHZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
My cousin be here with me. She could type for meeeee!
See, Cordless I’m following along too. 😛
Yay!
I’ll make sure we both get paid the same for translating.
She appears to be a complete trainwreck.
Indeed!
Even you Mindlessgamer…. Fuck! Why am I the only one who doesn’t understand?! I’m actually frustrated now.
Hey AS, just saying hi. *hugs*
Idk how you guys do it.. I just cannot drink.. I know that a little rum or beer won’t get me drunk, but I just can’t….
hey buddy
When I drink rum i feel like a pirate *yo ho its the life for me*.lol
CAPT JACKOZ IS JEREZ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTZ 2 WAT DAT MOOOVIE HOWZ
That would be fun.
I could pretend my leg braces are a peg leg…
All I would need is a parrot and a bandana wrapped around my head.
And maybe a sword.
A chest of gold wouldn’t hurt either.
Translation (I think):
“Captain Jack is here! Oooh! I want to watch that movie!”
Sound nice cords i wanna drink now real bad especially rum its 11 53 am lol
FOUNDFHFHZ CHOCO MIKLYWAYZ YAY
Translation: “Found chocolate… Milky Ways! Yay!”
Cordless, you are awesome. Someone please take the keyboard away from this girl. She is making my head hurt.
Just imagine how bad HER head is going to hurt in a few hours.
Cool
Yay! Chocolate milk!!!
Umm hi? I’m “Sui’s” cousin and that doesn’t sound right to me she will always be Ashlee to me. I have gone and put her to bed now I had to use a chair to lock the door… Now I’m sitting outside waiting to see if she’s gonna try and climb out the window. Sorry for anything offensive if it offends you? She really loves typing when she’s drunk I have no idea why? She’s just like that. Sorry for the drunken stupor.
~~Nat
This is a imposter
I wondered.
She normally doesn’t drink this heavy to the point she types jibberish. Like literally she types like a sober person and you wouldn’t think she is drunk. Has something happened today that I don’t know of? Did she post something on here? I really don’t know how to work this site all that well…
~~Nat
What have you done with As ~nat~ if that is your real name .
hey kupo..
I was told to go put her in her room? But now I’m standing outside where it’s really cold and make sure she doesn’t escape through the window. Yes Nat is my real name it’s short for Natasha so now you know.
~~Nat
Hey nut hows your moring
You out side of the house at 4:00am. Nat
She always jumps out the window… Apparently that’s what her brother said… They normally keep an eye on her but they’re out doing their own thing so it’s just me and her. Also Ashlee doesn’t live by herself she’s not aloud to because of the suicide attempts.
~~Nat
@ kupo..pretty well..hbu
Also it’s literally 5:17am.
~~Nat
Wanna die but what ya do nut
Wanna die but what ya do nut
Wanna die but what ya do nut
ya keep talkin to me that’s what u do
Well good news nut the baby is ok
I have been wondering..I prayed
Thank you he just got out of surgery hes in recover ..im in my now couldn’t be there eailer cuss the love if my life sleeps his away.
ok thank you
Gotta step out of this drunk fest. Believe it or not… I’m going to church. I will need my nut when I get back. That’s if I don’t kill myself right there.
Hey we’ll be here for you, just be here for us okay?
your nut will be here will bellz on… i mean nutz on
Hey nat is as ok
I hope AS is okay as well.
Nat, thanks for keeping an eye on her. Please keep us updated..