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by Alan Ominous


That’s the home I got my heart set on. It’s affordable. It’s luxurious. It’s all Alan.

Side note, is it odd I feel Alan is the real me and my real name is just my “username” for the real world?

I’m trying to build myself up. Trying to stay focused. I’m trying to reach out for help. I see every step as do or die.

The negative backlash from my spouse is maniacal. From bawling she loves me, to fine just go now, to just kill yourself… yet she acknowledges her inconsistency, she still fails to understand how years of being abused has worn me.

So, mentally she’s irrelevant. I need to focus on that. At first I believed this was unattainable without her support. That’s my bad. If I had her support, the ship wouldn’t be sinking.

So, my real nemesis is myself. I’ll let her get to me. I’ll doubt my capabilities. I’ll lack confidence. I’ll stumble I’ll fall. Fuck.

I got an A+ cheer squad though. I WILL DO THIS!

HDS- for you, I know you can’t uproot, you would if you could, I can!

Mindless gamer- for you, it’s not easy to jump into the abyss. I believe in you, do you believe in me?

Money penny- nobody has the right to determine our self worth. Thank you, for believing in my dream.

I could do this all day, Phantom, Whiskered-fish, toTrees, bag, miss spelled ham… more… shit dude, thanks in advance for all the motivation I’m going to ask.

Oh and Cordless… I’m watching you….
(Que evil laugh) muwahahaha!


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ToTrees 3/17/2016 - 3:18 pm

Looks sweet my friend, what the total $. I don’t feel to much research

Alan Ominous 3/17/2016 - 3:27 pm

I’m not sure… but with the financing, I’m still better off than rent. I’m guessing it’s around $30…

ToTrees 3/17/2016 - 3:30 pm

You’ll need your own property to park it ….or…. That’s rent 😎

Alan Ominous 3/17/2016 - 3:37 pm

Already got a touch over an acre. Zoning allows for homes, campers, tent… anything goes besides commercial. It’s a secluded lake community.

ToTrees 3/17/2016 - 3:43 pm

Nice. Oh yeah the area Cordless says is scary? you’ll have to pull a few teeth, get a banjo and a pitt bull plus a goat

Alan Ominous 3/17/2016 - 3:49 pm

Already missing a few teeth. Anyways, it’s actually pretty good people. Not always conventional in appearance but good hearted.

ToTrees 3/17/2016 - 3:52 pm

Yeah people are what makes us all “the right stuff” just remember its very important to know where you plant your tulips.

Cordless 3/17/2016 - 6:33 pm

ToTrees wants you to get a banjo AND a goat??

sportsnut 3/17/2016 - 6:47 pm

goats are yummy..and good milk

whiskered-fish 3/17/2016 - 3:48 pm

About the name thing, that’s not weird at all. Here is one of the only places that we’re allowed to be ourselves and be truthful. IRL, we all put forth an image, a persona, and we build relationships and accomplish goals under false pretenses. On this forum, I feel like a lot of us are more “real” than we’ve ever been.

Alan Ominous 3/17/2016 - 3:50 pm

Yeah, that makes sense.

whiskered-fish 3/17/2016 - 4:22 pm

Oh, and your welcome. About the thank you. Thanks for all the help you’ve given me, man.

We all believe in you. 🙂

Cordless 3/17/2016 - 6:35 pm

This is true!

I’m beginning to feel a lot more like Cordless than [insert real name here].

mindlessgamer619 3/17/2016 - 3:54 pm

I definitely believe in you. You’ve got this.
And thanks.. I’m approaching a deadline. Everything will change by June. One way or another….

Hazy Day Sunflower 3/17/2016 - 4:39 pm

You are truly inspiring. I can’t even get out of bed today.

Alan Ominous 3/17/2016 - 5:38 pm

I don’t see myself as inspirational yet. let me accomplish this before we glorify it in celebration. then, we can begin wrestling my other demons.

anthropophobia 3/17/2016 - 5:25 pm

Wait so grand total how much will this cost you monthly? On top of that, do you plan on keeping your current job whatever that may be, and lastly how do you get internet for a motor home?

Alan Ominous 3/17/2016 - 5:36 pm

Grand total, I expect and hope my expenses are slightly less than my income. Will indeed stay employed. And, internet I have practically everywhere thanks to smart phone.
I already have the property, although it too is financed. The amount, plus the amount to finance that beauty is less than a small house/ apartment. Energy efficiency is quite good.
As far as my job, the location of my land is about equal distance to my work as my home now is. Just slightly different directions.

anthropophobia 3/17/2016 - 6:03 pm

Not bad, I would count this a proper plan. You should go with, if you already haven’t, a phone service provider with unlimited data, root your phone, and make a hotspot.

Good luck to you, truly and inspirational stunt if I must say so myself.

Cordless 3/17/2016 - 6:37 pm

So far it sounds great. 🙂

Cordless 3/17/2016 - 6:18 pm

Yay! You can totally do this.
The energy-sucking part will be just getting everything set up.

After that, you can finally bask in peace and quiet and calm.

I’m so optimistic you’ll enjoy it, that I’m hoping you’ll completely forget about stalking me.

P.S. Was that you outside my bedroom window the other night? You sounded exactly like two angry raccoons mating.

Alan Ominous 3/17/2016 - 7:07 pm

I’m not admitting or denying anything without my attorney present.

rocketman 3/17/2016 - 6:32 pm

Alan Ominous, What about me!!! 🙁 ok so i joked around but i’m on your side. i checked it out really very nice, $200 a month that is cheap! what would the hook up cost you know electric water? i know you were talking about in the woods but shit i believe theirs places for like $150 month? i don’t know anything about that stuff.

sportsnut 3/17/2016 - 6:40 pm

what up home boy

Alan Ominous 3/17/2016 - 7:15 pm

Rocketman, I already got land. See above. I need to get an estimate on a well. I have a junction box for electric at the road.
I got over an acre, it’s in the less developed area. It’s maybe 1 mile to the beach, private…

rocketman 3/17/2016 - 7:25 pm

Alan Ominous, hum? sounds like you know what you doing? i like it!!! i would like to visit sometime!! by the beach! wooo hooo!!!

Alan Ominous 3/17/2016 - 7:41 pm

I’ll definitely have to post pictures. It’s so serene.

rocketman 3/17/2016 - 6:44 pm

sportsnut, just hanging in there, boy we really wore the wheels off that post yesterday!! 🙂

sportsnut 3/17/2016 - 6:49 pm

tore it up didn’t we… we make one heck of a team

Cordless 3/17/2016 - 7:13 pm

I’ll never look at beef jerky in the same way ever again.

rocketman 3/17/2016 - 6:51 pm

sportsnut you said it!!! we just sucked them all in with our brilliant ideas! 🙂

sportsnut 3/17/2016 - 6:58 pm

bloody brilliant mate..I think there is hope for us yet..

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