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I can’t find the remote.

by noneedforaname

The Wendy Williams show is on. I can’t find the damn remote, I can’t change the channel on the frickin cable box without the damn remote. And I swear on all that is Holy that if I hear these women yell whoop-whoop one more time I just might end it. ( it gonna take a talk show to drive me over the edge ? ) screw it. I’ll be in the garage if anybody needs me.


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Wintergirl 4/28/2016 - 1:10 am

Did you look in the couch/recliner for the remote? That’s where I find missing remotes.

noneedforaname 4/28/2016 - 1:14 am

Oh I’ve looked everywhere, beeeelieve me. Dog probably ate it. Lol. I hope it hurts coming out 🙂 I’m out in the garage playing with pointy things anyways, should be over with in an hour

Cordless 4/28/2016 - 1:15 am

This is probably why Elvis ended up shooting the TV set.

noneedforaname 4/28/2016 - 1:21 am

Lmao, I’m not shooting my 60″ I might shoot the dog if I found out he had something to do with it lol

claritee 4/28/2016 - 1:40 am

Unplug the TV until it’s over and look for the remote in the meantime?

claritee 4/28/2016 - 1:41 am

I do find this kinda funny though. I don’t like WW either.

rocketman 4/28/2016 - 1:47 am


The reason you can’t find the remote is because that’s all part of GODS plan, The LORD works in mysterious ways, Hallelujah!!! can I hear an Amen !!! I mean A whoop-whoop! All the women yell whoop-whoop!!!! 🙂

Cordless 4/28/2016 - 1:54 am

God wants us to watch lousy TV?

rocketman 4/28/2016 - 2:00 am

Cordless, Of course it’s his plan whoop-whoop! All the women yell whoop-whoop!!!! 🙂

Cordless 4/28/2016 - 2:01 am

Maybe he’s just testing our ability to survive a horrific ordeal.

rocketman 4/28/2016 - 2:09 am

Cordless, Of course this is a test, A test of the all that is Holy emergency broad cast system whoop-whoop! All the women yell whoop-whoop!!!! 🙂

Cordless 4/28/2016 - 2:12 am

(*slowly backs away*)

noneedforaname 4/28/2016 - 1:50 am

It’s horrible, I did find the remote though, right in the bathroom. ( still think the had something to do with it ) back out in garage. I got sidetracked out here, I have the attention span of an ant.

Cordless 4/28/2016 - 1:55 am

If you have the attention span of an ant it should be fairly easy to distract you while I steal all your peanut butter cups.

noneedforaname 4/28/2016 - 1:51 am

The dog, I hate spell check

claritee 4/28/2016 - 2:11 am

I thought you meant “hag” and you were referring to Wendy Williams. I was like wow, ***** can climb through the TV too?

Wintergirl 4/28/2016 - 1:53 am

What kind of dog do you have?

noneedforaname 4/28/2016 - 1:56 am

You cut me deep with that one rocketman. Lol

noneedforaname 4/28/2016 - 1:57 am

English bull dog

noneedforaname 4/28/2016 - 2:00 am

Just when I thought nobody could hurt me worse than rocketman here comes cordless. It’s bad enough rocketman wants all the ladies to scream whoop whoop, the dog hides my remote, now you wanna jack my reeses cups. Damn !!!! Ok winter girl, your turn. Lmfao

Cordless 4/28/2016 - 2:03 am


Would you be happier if the dog ate the reeses cups, rocketman hid the remote in some unsavory place, and I screamed whoop whoop?

Or… the dog could do the whooping, rocketman could hide the PB cups, and I could stick the remote somewhere.

I’m not sure English bulldogs can whoop.

Wintergirl 4/28/2016 - 2:04 am

If you have cats, you better hide them. I already have one dog and he’s enough. My cats on the other hand, need more friends.

noneedforaname 4/28/2016 - 2:09 am

Ok now you’re just wrong because either way whooping, hiding remotes, and stealing pb cups, is no way to treat an old person, besides, three wrongs definitely don’t make a right. Maybe a left, but not a right

Cordless 4/28/2016 - 2:15 am

LOL. 🙂

You can’t pull the “old person” card on me… I think we’re the same age.
Within a year, anyway.

We both hear our favorite high school songs described as “oldies”. (Don’t even get me started).

noneedforaname 4/28/2016 - 2:11 am

No cats, but did find a baby rabbit in the yard this weekend, his name is Knuckles the Biker Bunny, thank you very much.

Wintergirl 4/28/2016 - 2:16 am

Knuckles is a bad ass name for a baby bunny. I had a squirrel I named Halfatail, for obvious reasons. Haven’t seen him yet this year.

Cordless 4/28/2016 - 2:16 am

Knuckles… the… Biker Bunny?

If only there were pictures.
I picture fuzzy cuteness dressed in black leather and studs.

Wintergirl 4/28/2016 - 2:25 am

Don’t forget the bandanna.

Cordless 4/28/2016 - 2:26 am

Of course!

And cute little biker boots.

Wintergirl 4/28/2016 - 2:32 am

And a bunny sized Harley. Lmao.

noneedforaname 4/28/2016 - 2:12 am

The dog can whoop, I’ve heard him

noneedforaname 4/28/2016 - 2:33 am

Ok ok you got me again cordless, I’m not gonna pull the age card anymore. And as far as knuckles the biker bunny goes, he’s rockin all the cool gear, put a basket on the front of the Harley for his as. ( I hope he’s a him, I’ll check later ) I’m gonna be mad if I gotta change his name to Tammy the trailer tramp, screw it, I’m gonna cut off half his tail. ( know where I’m going with this one right ? )

Cordless 4/28/2016 - 2:34 am

I was with you right up to the very end when you chopped off the tail…

Now I’m just confused and hoping the lady biker chicks have good lawyers.

noneedforaname 4/28/2016 - 2:34 am

It’s not nice to make fun of a man’s bunny ok. I am a biker with a bunny dammit. You will respect our gangsta. lmao

noneedforaname 4/28/2016 - 2:36 am

Oh sorry, let me being you up to speed, winter girl has a squirrel she named halfatail

Cordless 4/28/2016 - 2:41 am

Oh, I remember halfatail.
I just didn’t understand the interspecies jump from squirrel to–


I’ll let you pick.
Would you rather have this in your backyard




Cordless 4/28/2016 - 2:46 am

And if my brain somehow screwed that up in the wee hours of the morning, I’ll try these instead:



Time to go to bed and dream about whatever.
Hopefully I won’t have nightmares about rocketman dressed in a bunny costume giving PB cups to unsuspecting impressionable young women dressed in leather.

Cordless 4/28/2016 - 2:47 am

I swear, my nightmares practically write themselves.

noneedforaname 4/28/2016 - 2:57 am

Nightmare ??? Hell I’d pay money to see that one lol, good night and sweet dreams,

Wintergirl 4/28/2016 - 3:01 am

Good night cordless. Hope you dream of bunnies.

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