GeneralThe actual picture by Cordless 5/25/2016 written by Cordless 5/25/2016Since Hazy painted a picture of one of my avatars, I figured you might as well see the full-size version.For better or worse: . . Thank you for the surprise, Hazy. And believe me it was a giant surprise. 😮 LOL. believebetterLolpicturethank you 24 comments 0EmailRelated postsno hope 6/4/2020Well… since this place has become a shit... 6/4/2020That Last Step… 6/4/2020 6/4/2020 6/4/2020someone fuck me up with a brick 6/4/2020Crying 6/4/2020 6/3/2020 6/3/2020 6/3/202024 comments PhantomCitizen43 5/25/2016 - 1:16 amIts far better. You are such a wonderful person. We all love you! Log in to Reply Cordless 5/25/2016 - 7:30 amSurely there must be at least a few of you who gathers on full-moon nights and sacrifices squirrels to plan my untimely demise.I picture brown hooded capes with fuzzy squirrel ears… If it wasn’t so early in the morning and I wasn’t so tired, I would also make a pun about rituals involving hidden nuts.But thank you. 🙂 Log in to Reply gkks 5/25/2016 - 1:16 amVery nice cordless. Beautiful. Log in to Reply Cordless 5/25/2016 - 7:33 amI like how the blue-gray goes with the SP site colors. Log in to Reply gkks 5/25/2016 - 8:03 amThats true. I am also very proud of you using for an avatar your one picture. Thats strong. Log in to Reply Alan Ominous 5/25/2016 - 1:59 amOh gawd what is that!? Kill it with fire Rite Now!Just playing. I think this looks more realistic. Log in to Reply Cordless 5/25/2016 - 7:34 amIt…. looks more realistic because… it IS ME. 🙂 Log in to Reply Cordless 5/25/2016 - 10:19 amAnd if you’re going to kill me with fire, at least please use hot peppers so I can enjoy it. 😉 Log in to Reply rocketman 5/25/2016 - 7:21 amCordless, OMG! IT—IT—IT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU!!! A Beautiful piano playing woman that likes to terrorize me! Very nice! I’m glad i got up and looked at SP before work today, I might have missed this. have a great day. Log in to Reply Cordless 5/25/2016 - 7:37 amIt looks just like me because it is me.You should make punch cards where if I terrorize you ten times, the eleventh time I get a free cup of coffee or something. Log in to Reply Cordless 5/25/2016 - 9:16 amLOL!! I swear this is true…. the McD people just brought me a free cup of coffee.My life is complete. I didn’t realize it had been eleven times already. 😀 Log in to Reply Fantajin 5/25/2016 - 7:43 amSuch a lovely face. I don’t think the others are saying it for niceties’ sake and I mean it as well: yes, you are beautiful (inside and out). Log in to Reply Cordless 5/25/2016 - 7:58 amWell thank you, but honestly I’m no better than anyone else here. You are all beautiful too. Log in to Reply rocketman 5/25/2016 - 7:48 amYou’d would have earned a Car by now!! A convertible! you’d be playing the radio with the top down the wind blowing through your hair , i’d be standing on the side of the road and you’d splash me with the water from the gutter and honk your horn!!! 🙂 and wave the one finger salute! 🙂 Log in to Reply Cordless 5/25/2016 - 8:02 amI promise not to flip you off or splash you with gutter-water. If I honk, it would be to say hi nicely.Especially if you agree to pay the insurance on the convertible. Log in to Reply rocketman 5/25/2016 - 7:50 ami wish i could keep this up but i’m out the door have a great day. Log in to Reply Cordless 5/25/2016 - 8:03 amHave a nice day. Give ’em hell. Log in to Reply Hazy Day Sunflower 5/25/2016 - 7:56 amI painted it from that tiny avatar. Lol. Imagine what I could have done with this pic as reference! Log in to Reply Cordless 5/25/2016 - 8:10 amLOL! If you’d asked, I could’ve emailed it to you. 🙂But then it wouldn’t have been the big giant shocking surprise it was. I had no idea it was there until about 2 hours after you’d posted it. I noticed it finally, and all these people had left such nice comments.Even Morris said it looked like a “visually impaired alien who might be male or female.” Which, coming from Morris, isn’t necessarily all that bad.I still like that second one the best… the surreal supervillain-like glare. I love that. It reminds me of that animated “Incredibles” movie that came out a few years ago. Maybe they’ll do a sequel with me as “Cordless the Blue Wraith”, or some such thing. Log in to Reply Hazy Day Sunflower 5/25/2016 - 8:56 amThe truth behind the abstract: it is the undercoat to the painting. I started painting an under layer to mask any spots I missed. I liked it so much I almost just posted that alone. Log in to Reply Cordless 5/25/2016 - 9:20 amPlus, the way the eyes are non-symmetrical and one of them is black… it reminds me of how my head feels during a migraine.That plus the whole face-melting thing. Log in to Reply Morris 5/25/2016 - 10:49 amI couldn’t tell what you looked like from the tiny avatar picture but now I can. I think you look alright. Log in to Reply Hazy Day Sunflower 5/25/2016 - 11:09 am#morriswin Log in to Reply Cordless 5/25/2016 - 12:27 pmYay! Log in to Reply Leave a Comment Cancel ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.Subscribe to comments: Don't subscribeAllReplies to my comments Notify me of followup comments via e-mail. You can also subscribe without commenting.