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The actual picture

by Cordless

Since Hazy painted a picture of one of my avatars, I figured you might as well see the full-size version.

For better or worse:
Thank you for the surprise, Hazy.
And believe me it was a giant surprise. 😮


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PhantomCitizen43 5/25/2016 - 1:16 am

Its far better. You are such a wonderful person. We all love you!

Cordless 5/25/2016 - 7:30 am

Surely there must be at least a few of you who gathers on full-moon nights and sacrifices squirrels to plan my untimely demise.

I picture brown hooded capes with fuzzy squirrel ears…
If it wasn’t so early in the morning and I wasn’t so tired, I would also make a pun about rituals involving hidden nuts.

But thank you. 🙂

gkks 5/25/2016 - 1:16 am

Very nice cordless. Beautiful.

Cordless 5/25/2016 - 7:33 am

I like how the blue-gray goes with the SP site colors.

gkks 5/25/2016 - 8:03 am

Thats true. I am also very proud of you using for an avatar your one picture. Thats strong.

Alan Ominous 5/25/2016 - 1:59 am

Oh gawd what is that!? Kill it with fire Rite Now!

Just playing. I think this looks more realistic.

Cordless 5/25/2016 - 7:34 am

It…. looks more realistic because… it IS ME. 🙂

Cordless 5/25/2016 - 10:19 am

And if you’re going to kill me with fire, at least please use hot peppers so I can enjoy it. 😉

rocketman 5/25/2016 - 7:21 am

OMG! IT—IT—IT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU!!! A Beautiful piano playing woman that likes to terrorize me! Very nice! I’m glad i got up and looked at SP before work today, I might have missed this. have a great day.

Cordless 5/25/2016 - 7:37 am

It looks just like me because it is me.

You should make punch cards where if I terrorize you ten times, the eleventh time I get a free cup of coffee or something.

Cordless 5/25/2016 - 9:16 am

LOL!! I swear this is true…. the McD people just brought me a free cup of coffee.

My life is complete.
I didn’t realize it had been eleven times already.

Fantajin 5/25/2016 - 7:43 am

Such a lovely face. I don’t think the others are saying it for niceties’ sake and I mean it as well: yes, you are beautiful (inside and out).

Cordless 5/25/2016 - 7:58 am

Well thank you, but honestly I’m no better than anyone else here.
You are all beautiful too.

rocketman 5/25/2016 - 7:48 am

You’d would have earned a Car by now!! A convertible! you’d be playing the radio with the top down the wind blowing through your hair , i’d be standing on the side of the road and you’d splash me with the water from the gutter and honk your horn!!! 🙂 and wave the one finger salute! 🙂

Cordless 5/25/2016 - 8:02 am

I promise not to flip you off or splash you with gutter-water.
If I honk, it would be to say hi nicely.

Especially if you agree to pay the insurance on the convertible.

rocketman 5/25/2016 - 7:50 am

i wish i could keep this up but i’m out the door have a great day.

Cordless 5/25/2016 - 8:03 am

Have a nice day.
Give ’em hell.

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/25/2016 - 7:56 am

I painted it from that tiny avatar. Lol. Imagine what I could have done with this pic as reference!

Cordless 5/25/2016 - 8:10 am

LOL! If you’d asked, I could’ve emailed it to you. 🙂

But then it wouldn’t have been the big giant shocking surprise it was.
I had no idea it was there until about 2 hours after you’d posted it.
I noticed it finally, and all these people had left such nice comments.

Even Morris said it looked like a “visually impaired alien who might be male or female.”
Which, coming from Morris, isn’t necessarily all that bad.

I still like that second one the best… the surreal supervillain-like glare. I love that. It reminds me of that animated “Incredibles” movie that came out a few years ago. Maybe they’ll do a sequel with me as “Cordless the Blue Wraith”, or some such thing.

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/25/2016 - 8:56 am

The truth behind the abstract: it is the undercoat to the painting. I started painting an under layer to mask any spots I missed. I liked it so much I almost just posted that alone.

Cordless 5/25/2016 - 9:20 am

Plus, the way the eyes are non-symmetrical and one of them is black… it reminds me of how my head feels during a migraine.

That plus the whole face-melting thing.

Morris 5/25/2016 - 10:49 am

I couldn’t tell what you looked like from the tiny avatar picture but now I can. I think you look alright.

Hazy Day Sunflower 5/25/2016 - 11:09 am


Cordless 5/25/2016 - 12:27 pm


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