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by Cordless

One of my bucket list things was to figure out how to use a smartphone.

I am both proud and amazed to say that this is the very first sp post I have done on my new phone!

It’s still in the frustrating stage.

Skydiving naked would probably have been easier.

But still, yay me.


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whiskered-fish 6/25/2016 - 12:08 am

Hooray! Congratz! 😀

Cordless 6/25/2016 - 12:19 am

Thank you!

Hazy Day Sunflower 6/25/2016 - 12:12 am

Totally impressed I am trashed on five drinks and my smartphone has been put to bed.

Proud of you Cordless. check out my post, there is a comment for you.

Cordless 6/25/2016 - 12:20 am


Hazy Day Sunflower 6/25/2016 - 12:23 am

Last weekend it was two. I’m better.

Cordless 6/25/2016 - 12:26 am

Last weekend it was one and three quarters.

Hazy Day Sunflower 6/25/2016 - 9:09 am

@cordless: I’m glad someone is keeping score. LOL. There is be less alcohol today but the same level of hilarious mayhem that makes me shrug my shoulders at this thing I respectfully call living.

Alan Ominous 6/25/2016 - 12:14 am


My Bucket List:

1. 5 Gallon
2. 1 Gallon
3. Mop
4. Chicken
5. Chum

Cordless 6/25/2016 - 12:21 am

I recommend the chicken.

Almost always better than chum.

Hazy Day Sunflower 6/25/2016 - 12:16 am

seeing double, does that mean that my three chickens are six?

Alan Ominous 6/25/2016 - 12:20 am

No hazy, there’s 6 chickens but 3 are trans dimensional and trapped between planes of existence. Your eyesight is fine but your mind is peering through the barriers of existence.

Hazy Day Sunflower 6/25/2016 - 12:24 am

but but I only own three. One buff rooster and two hen.

Cordless 6/25/2016 - 12:25 am

Three that are VISIBLE, you mean.

Night In Atlantis 6/25/2016 - 12:28 am

@Hazy. Twice as many eggs.

Cordless 6/25/2016 - 12:24 am

@Hazy: yes.

@Alan: The other possibility is that there are three pairs of doppelgangers and they are mortally committed to destroying their opposite so their power can increase. Although you may be right.

Hazy Day Sunflower 6/25/2016 - 12:26 am

I’m way too wasted to understand what you are talking about.

Cordless 6/25/2016 - 12:26 am

I can repeat it in Klingon, if you want.

Alan Ominous 6/25/2016 - 12:30 am

I think, if I’m understanding correctly…
Hazy has 1 big cock and a couple of chickens.

To which I say, pimp on hazy, pimp on..

Cordless 6/25/2016 - 12:47 am

There’s probably a good “pecker” joke in there somewhere too.

EmptyPluto 6/25/2016 - 12:26 am

Nice! It took me a month to get used to my smartcone…uh, I mean smartphone.

Cordless 6/25/2016 - 12:31 am

One hard part is dealing with the teeny tiny keyboard buttons.

Alan Ominous 6/25/2016 - 12:32 am

Damn smurf bones

Cordless 6/25/2016 - 12:36 am

Is it wrong that “smurf bones” reminded me I had Asian boneless chicken wings for dinner?


Cordless 6/25/2016 - 12:35 am

So far on the smartphone I’ve installed two apps, sent one email, received one text from the doctor’s office, and changed the wallpaper.
One of the very last things I did was make an actual PHONE call.
Ha! 😉

Alan Ominous 6/25/2016 - 12:39 am

Now you gotta get a Bluetooth. #1 it explains why you talk to yourself #2 if someone approaching you, start talking and walk away.

Cordless 6/25/2016 - 12:44 am


Cordless 6/25/2016 - 12:55 am

Another (free) alternative would be to pretend I have Tourettes Syndrome… in German.

Them: “Hi, can you tell me where the–”

Me: “Miststück! DU HURENSOHN!”

Them: “I’m walking away now…”

Me: “Was it something I said?”

death bunny 6/25/2016 - 7:06 am

that’s great cordless, waiting to hear when you try grapefruit jalapeno vodka lol.

Cordless 6/25/2016 - 3:26 pm

When I tried pineapple-mango vodka, I did an SP post at the same time, and OMG.
It got over 400 comments.


I’m sure the grapefruit jalapeno one won’t get anywhere near that many, but it should still be fun.

Zetsumei 6/25/2016 - 9:06 am

Naked skydiving? That sounds hot. Just skydiving or joining the “mile-high club” as a 2-for-1 deal, Cordless?

Joking aside, the idea of skydiving in general scares me. I don’t have a fear of heights, just a fear/hatred of weightlessness.

Cordless 6/25/2016 - 3:37 pm

I could never skydive; I have a fear of heights AND a fear of falling.

It’s alarming to realize that for me, nakedness is the least disturbing thing about naked skydiving.

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