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Curiosity Ate the Cat

by Zetsumei

Does this sound like it wouldn’t taste good to anyone else: a ground beef cookie? A chocolate chip cookie where the chocolate was replaced with ground beef, basically. I’m just asking to see if anyone shares my opinion.


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nepheliad 8/19/2016 - 6:36 pm

Too sugary, it would caramelize the meat which wouldn’t taste so good. Instead, make a light pastry dough and put ground beef and any other fillings you want inside half of each mini-pie, cover the top with more pastry and cook them in the oven. (You can probably find detailed recipes for this somewhere.)

idm 8/19/2016 - 6:42 pm

like an empanada?

rocketman 8/19/2016 - 7:02 pm

you have oriental blood correct? you guys are always thinking of some weird shit! ground beef cookies!!! 🙂 yeah i’ve eaten something like that before but not as a desert.

Zetsumei 8/19/2016 - 10:57 pm

1 Don’t call an Asian “Oriental”… Its sort of like calling a black person the N-word.

2 My white boyfriend made them and thinks it is good… I’m trying to figure out if he just has weird taste buds or not. He is probablly going to kill me for calling him a boyfriend, though. I sort of want to prank him by persuading him to look at this post…

rocketman 8/19/2016 - 11:12 pm

OK i really don’t see what’s wrong with oriental? but you know best! so when you see someone that has the features of an oriental what the hell do you say? you look Japanese?
anyways who knows? i guess you don’t ask? what do you call a black person, off white?

Zetsumei 8/20/2016 - 1:21 am

I thought you lived in America? If so, what your schools never taught you about the “threat” of the Yellow Peril?

shatterediris 8/20/2016 - 2:50 am

Wait how would getting me to look at this post be a prank? I look threw most posts on most days anyway so I will find it on my own…. Although I was out playing Pokemon go when you first posted this….

And trust me it is good…. Rocketman you should try them…. Zeti just isn’t open to trying new and creative foods 😛

And also Rocketman it’s probably generally best not to comment on any part of somebody’s appearance the first time you meet them…. Like really I’m pre sure walking up to somebody and being all like “Hey you look black” or “Hey you look asain” probably isn’t going to be constructive 😛 I’m sure they are well aware of that fact already ^_^ (sorry Mr. Rocketman)

Zetsumei 8/20/2016 - 4:09 am

Tenshi-kun, I was obviously still under the impression the thought of being a couple made you nervous. How dare you imply I’m not adventurous, Iris. I had chocolate-covered bacon before, you know… The only reasons I thought it was awful was because the bacon was whole and the chocolate wasn’t dark. I bet dark chocolate filled with pieces of drained bacon tastes great.

shatterediris 8/20/2016 - 5:03 am

why drained bacon? O.o that’s so much worse than full bacon…. -_-

But yeah dark chocolate is best chocolate, I have to agree…. 😀

Zetsumei 8/20/2016 - 6:25 am

By drained bacon, I mean bacon that had the excess oil bloated up.

Well, I know what to get you on Valentine’s Day now.

shatterediris 8/20/2016 - 6:29 am

yeah you need that excess oil and grease, and fatty things ^_^

is good 😀

mountaingoat 8/19/2016 - 7:45 pm

Simple answer…no.

Doesn’t sound good to me

whiskered-fish 8/19/2016 - 8:25 pm

Is it cat meat?

Zetsumei 8/19/2016 - 11:00 pm

Not from or am part of those countries, Fish…

whiskered-fish 8/19/2016 - 11:15 pm

Hey, there are pet stores in every country. You can get cheap cat meat anywhere. 😉

whiskered-fish 8/20/2016 - 12:25 am

Oh, and hey, Zet. I hope you didn’t take that as a racist joke. I didn’t mean it that way. I was referencing the title.

Zetsumei 8/20/2016 - 1:24 am

The title is a play on the phrase, “curiosity killed the cat,” Fish. The only reason it had to do with a cat was because the phrase wasn’t curiosity killed the mouse or something.

whiskered-fish 8/20/2016 - 1:28 am

I know what it was a play on.

nepheliad 8/20/2016 - 3:10 am

I’ll get people asking me, “What’s your background, what’s your ethnicity?” Or saying, “You look… [such and such],” but they generally only ask *after* we had been talking for a bit, and at that point it doesn’t sound rude for them to be interested in knowing or to make comments about my appearance. I don’t mind anyway, even though no one ever guesses correctly.

nepheliad 8/20/2016 - 3:12 am

* that was meant to appear under shatterediris’ comment.

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