If there was a suislide, what would you want the design to be like? A brick wall at the bottom? Sawblades? Wire for decapitation? Would the slide be long? Would it be fun? A water slide perhaps. Would the line grow or shrink? Would there be spectators? Would you slide down it headfirst? All I know is, halfway down you’ll be thinking “I won’t be doing that again”
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I’m a dick. I’d probably put a magpie that laughs like a child in a cage, and hang the cage from a wall at the end, and put a bunch of fluffy pillows at the bottom of the slide. Just to top it all off, I’d probably have that Rick Roll song play as soon as someone floofs into the pillows.
That’s amazing. The only thing I would change is that I would’ve put a child that laughs like a magpie in the cage instead.
But if the magpie laughs like a child, and the child laughs like a magpie, wouldn’t it be better to have a lyre bird that sings like a chainsaw?
I’d have it go all the way to hell where we belong