That day is coming soon….

you can do this brilliantly thing, it’s a bit risky tho

you go to a Hospital, find a semi busy entrance, you know, not like the ER side so they find you and rush you in and do something stupid like save you
Then you, of course having remembered to fill out your donor card and all, you pin that thing to your chest in triplicate, with a nice notarized 56 page legal document, DNR, last rites, will, another donor card, so on. Express statement that under no circumstances are your brain to be used in scientific study to gain understanding of the condition, that would too big a risk if they learned our secret, so that part is important
finish the document off with the vital part that states, “must be buried in a shallow grave, arse up, as to be used for a bike rack for them to park in”
this way you will welcome death with open arms aware of your heroic contributions to society in your final act

bad jokes aside, dying near a hospital saves some trouble

tho:
thought about that thing sticking around a tiny bit more for your mom?