Never go to a dessert shop thinking you’ll only get 1 or 2 things!

the only unhealthy thing on that list sounds like number 4, some ungodly cocktail of evil, the rest sounds pretty much like essentials
after all what’s life worth if we aren’t allowed to eat “unhealthy” as long as we balance it
they say tons of stuff is unhealthy yet it turned out people eating fried cheese and duck fat and “bad” stuff by the barrel load managed to be more healthy than others or than science suspected
so by all means, indulge, eat what you want when you want, just remember, to balance it out, everything is good, but even more perfect in moderation, and can always just take a run home (that’s when anxiety do come in handy lol)
i might be “binging” on bell peppers, carrots, cabbage, courgettes and tomatoes atm, but because i like it, yummy and delicious dishes, and i have a little fetish this week, not because it’s “healthy”(certainly not defile them by juicing)
“healthy” or “unhealthy” is just made up by big business to make you buy more of what they want you to buy and eat, instead of what you want to eat, you and your body are perfectly qualified to tell you when and what to chow down on…. and when it’s time to move dat bo(o)dy a little extra

munch away, you only get one life for a chance to eat everything,
can always let a fart out if feeling bloated, heck, the body even does it for you in death
*squeeek*
assistant: “what’s that smell?”, coroner: “hmm smells like this one ate some fried oreos.” assistant “nice, thats one way to do it” coroner: “come let’s grab lunch, i’m suddenly craving desserts”
and the circle of yummy goodness continues