1 – A free one-way ticket to Tokyo from where I live. I can hitch-hike to Aokigahara from there.
2 – An envelope from Dignitas. I open it, and there’s a letter saying, “Dear (me), Each year, we give away one free ticket to our euthanasia program. You are this year’s lucky winner ! Start packing your bags for Switzerland !”
3 – 15 gm of ********
4 – To be flown to a wintery forest in a place like Alaska, Canada, Norway, Finland, etc, in the Northern Hemisphere from where I can witness the Northern Lights, and abandoned there, hundreds of miles from the nearest human being, in sub zero temperatures.
– just enough to get out of debt where I can finally breath nothing more (I’ve been in debt since 17 when my dad passed all thanks to my mom for forcing everyone to keep the house)
– A girlfriend or wife (I’m 26 and I’ve been single my whole life)
– a new environment where I can get away from my mom and her bullshit house which has fucked me and everyone up.
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maybe some kind of grand adventure, but that’s just fantasizing. i’m not really sure, nothing has worked so far.
Yes! A grand adventure… with space pirates!
Now that’s what i’m talking about! That would definitely do it.
Yeah, that’s my only option left. Even if I lose an eye and get in fights with space crime bosses, it should be worth it.
Of course its worth it, then you’ll have a cool scar and back story when you become a bad ass space bounty hunter!
Can there be angels in the grand adventure.?
A: $100,000.00
B: $100,000,000.00
Better keep an eye on your money, SeeSmith. Some of those space pirates are really greedy.
I’ll spend 10% on flaming ninjas and it won’t be a problem.
Are the ninjas on fire? Or are they using flamethrowers?
Both, and they are also annoyingly gay.
Oh shit… They’re gonna drive the space pirates to jump off of their own ships!
thats some scary shit…i wont be messin with you…
honestly nothing. Money wouldnt do it, problems going away wouldn’t do it, some adventure someone else can have that would enjoy it
I dont see a future, which is why I want death
I agree Willsgone, the only thing I’d want would be a mind transplant to get all this shit out of mind.
It’s funny you mention this. I realized there is nothing that will do this for me… ^^
One of the following:
1 – A free one-way ticket to Tokyo from where I live. I can hitch-hike to Aokigahara from there.
2 – An envelope from Dignitas. I open it, and there’s a letter saying, “Dear (me), Each year, we give away one free ticket to our euthanasia program. You are this year’s lucky winner ! Start packing your bags for Switzerland !”
3 – 15 gm of ********
4 – To be flown to a wintery forest in a place like Alaska, Canada, Norway, Finland, etc, in the Northern Hemisphere from where I can witness the Northern Lights, and abandoned there, hundreds of miles from the nearest human being, in sub zero temperatures.
My girlfriend to be alive.
I’m sorry. Can u tell how and when she died?
Maybe a million bucks, or more. Then I’d be fine.
– just enough to get out of debt where I can finally breath nothing more (I’ve been in debt since 17 when my dad passed all thanks to my mom for forcing everyone to keep the house)
– A girlfriend or wife (I’m 26 and I’ve been single my whole life)
– a new environment where I can get away from my mom and her bullshit house which has fucked me and everyone up.
Finding a person that understands me and wants to spend their life with me.
I am resigned that this will never happen. I came ever so close and then fucked it up. Like I always do. What’s wrong with me?