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In Need of Rad Emo friend – fringe and MCR concert tickets stapled to forehead not mandatory

by khajiit

In need of someone who understands the suffocating relentless darkness, has touched themselves while reading the catcher and the rye and would actively LARP as part of the black veil brides with me. send inquiries 2 greyshadedarea @ hotmail (seriously, talk to me lol)

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EmptyPluto 3/26/2017 - 3:09 am

Dude, this just might be the best Suicidalcraigslist ad I have ever come across.

ignorance will prevail 3/26/2017 - 3:14 am

I’m not emo, but I’m antisocial, I have a dark soul and I love Marilyn Manson, Killing Joke, The Cure, Type O Negative, Depeche Mode, Joy Divison and a few other goth or goth type alternative bands bands. People tell me that I should straighten my hair and dye it black. So I guess that makes me… partly goth…? You, uh… wanna talk here?

khajiit 3/26/2017 - 8:30 pm

unless you’ve sewn your mouth shut at least twice you are not emo jk I’m not usually on SP

EmptyPluto 3/26/2017 - 4:34 am

BTW, I hate it when I finally come across a decent book at Goodwill only to discover that the pages are stuck together… from… something….

Catcher In The Rye sure gets people going.

khajiit 3/26/2017 - 8:32 pm

The Bell Jar is my 2nd go-to fap material

Morris 3/26/2017 - 2:29 pm

Will twerk for tickets.
NA, j/k.
How come none of the emo bands incorporate twerking into their performances? Perhaps an outward display of unbridled enthusiasm would tarnish their gloomy image? Idk.

Morris 3/26/2017 - 7:42 pm

I kinda wonder what happened to you sometimes. You were a frequent, feisty, out-spoken contributor to this site. Simultaneously articulate, opinionated, open-minded and funny as hell, you eventually drifted off into the aether.

I hope things improved for you and you’re managing your way through life. I think life will continue to be a struggle for the majority of us until the day we die, but if you can find a way to tolerate the bs along the way you should be ok.
Best wishes.

LifelessAnatomy 3/26/2017 - 8:09 pm

She got a life, you should try it sometime

Morris 3/26/2017 - 8:12 pm

Thank you, I appreciate it.

khajiit 3/26/2017 - 8:28 pm

I got banned from SP in april 2015 and lost interest, I come back occasionally but the place is devoid of the primarily adult audience as it once had and has become a place of teenage venting, not my cup of tea. Also, as described years ago contributing to this forum is just finding a way to articulate the same advice you gave 100’s of others users in a way that makes it seem original – which in the end is a waste of energy because people never listen to your advice anyways and only listen to what they want to hear. The admins are also liberal dicks who pretty much construe any advice that is not ass kissing or meaningless happy vomit as abuse (person: “I’m worthless! 🙁 ” truth: “Yeah you are until you do something that has value you’re not entitled to worth” = mean) This place might as well be called the Circlejerk-Echo-Chamber Project lol

Morris 3/26/2017 - 8:45 pm

Awesome.
So you haven’t swallowed a lead aspirin at a super-sonic delivery speed yet.
Glad to hear it.
There’s no shame in getting banned. The same assholes who control this world also control the internet. Seriously, the exact same dim-wits control everything.
Being hated by the status quo means you’re doing something right. 🙂

Word on the street is “you’ve found a life”. Keep being you, nee’r do well.

khajiit 3/26/2017 - 9:01 pm

I find it ironic that they attempt to turn a forum of suicidal people into a safe space because their next stop is hell ofc

Morris 3/26/2017 - 9:21 pm

@Khajiit; I purchased a Subaru on Feb. 11th, 2017 and it changed my life.
The beauty of All-Wheel-Drive in a Japanese 4 cylinder SUV far outweighs whatever the fuck that fag named Jesus was talking about.
(Seriously. Wtf was that hippy chiming on about)?

If you wanna see pictures of my Subaru they’re available upon request. She’s way sexier than a burping farting newborn. Uggh. I could only *pray* to get pregnant with a Subaru.

khajiit 3/26/2017 - 9:36 pm

Didn’t you ride prostitutes for a living? A Subaru is quite the upgrade. Send pics. I once watched a My Strange Addictions episode about a guy sexually attracted to his car, maybe if enough people hop on that fad your dream will come true

Waldschläfer 3/26/2017 - 9:42 pm

khaljit – LMAO … my stomach is still hurting. I saw, on the right hand column that shows comments … “Didn’t you ride prostitutes for a living?”

That’s all I needed to see 😛

Morris 3/26/2017 - 9:54 pm

Jesus Christ you’re so warped. :).

1) There’s nothing wrong with prostitutes, atheists, or black sheep in general. – let’s cut these non-conformists some slack, ok? If anyone decrees “you must go with the grain”, ignore that imbecile. C’mon. Am I gonna hafta flood your next idiotic post with Bad Religion videos?
2) At least you know how to spell. (You were that kid who paid attention in English class. – Bet that didn’t help you get laid). 🙂
3) You’re the brains behind this operation. LifelessAnatomy is the toothless Chihuahua.
(No offense, toothless Chiahuahua).

nepheliad 3/26/2017 - 10:29 pm

Prostitutes only started that job out of desperation for money, and because they’ve lost respect for others. (Or they were forced into the sex trade.)

People only fuck prostitutes out of desperation because they lack self-respect, are afraid of getting a girlfriend/real relationship, or because they want to control women, and so either paying women for sex or finding women much younger than them who they can flirt with or lead on is the least daunting prospect for them.
(I rest my case.)

nepheliad 3/26/2017 - 10:30 pm

*I meant to say, prostitutes lost respect for themselves.

ignorance will prevail 3/26/2017 - 10:53 pm

@neph I honestly think you just think that because you are a woman. Is it not possible that all men are not desperate or manipulative and some men just see a beautiful woman and are just looking for a fun time? Sex doesn’t have to mean as much as we try to make it. In some cases, it can be a passionate and spiritual experience, and in other cases it can be nothing but a casual fun exchange of bodily fluids.

That being said, I would never personally hire a prostitute even if she was beautiful, out of fear of STD’s. But there are places in the world where prostitution is legal, and the sexual assault rates go down there. But the human trafficking rates sometimes go up a small amount as well. But if prostitution were perfectly legal and controlled by the government to a point where there was virtually no human trafficking (not saying this is possible) and the prostitutes were regularly checked for STD’s, would you still think it was wrong?

nepheliad 3/26/2017 - 11:01 pm

I didn’t say it was wrong, I just think it’s sleazy 🙂 And the prostitute herself, does she enjoy her job? In most cases, probably not.
Plus, if a guy has a girl who wants to fuck him and he still chooses a prostitute, what does that make him then?

nepheliad 3/26/2017 - 11:07 pm

Also, if you are PAYING someone to have sex with you, as opposed to seeing a beautiful women at the bar and going home with her or asking for her number, it’s entirely different. You don’t often see a beautiful women just hanging around waiting to sell her body and sexual services (not in North America). You have to actively search for that, and then it’s illegal. Or you visit a licensed brothel in Nevada, which is legal. In either case: reeks of desperation/wanting to control a woman out of fear of having a relationship.

nepheliad 3/26/2017 - 11:24 pm

*Excuse the typos… I’ve been drinking.

ignorance will prevail 3/26/2017 - 11:43 pm

I don’t think men do it because they want to control women. I think you’ve been partially influenced by modern 3rd wave so called feminism which teaches women that men are the enemy, that men need to be tamed, that there is a larger majority of men than the amount of men that really do in reality want to control women/rape women/dominate women.

I support first and second wave feminism for countries that need it, and think that we need to keep the ideas of feminism alive. But the new kind of feminism achieves nothing. Modern feminists complain about a non existent patriarchy that seeks to control, discriminate against, and denigrate women, when in reality, modern western society is built around caring for women, providing for women, and protecting women, (think about, honestly) so a type of feminism that complains about wanted to be treated better by men while simultaneously trying to tear down the very system which actually favors them that men have built is contradictory.

aaaaand… that’s pretty much it.

nepheliad 3/27/2017 - 12:29 am

Well, I’ve dealt with men who at times wanted to degrade me, control me, or abuse me physically, so I don’t know about that. To me, it seems like there’s some good guys who don’t try to control or degrade people, but many who do. That seems to be how they’re raised/how they became based on brainwashing through their friends and popular culture, so I can’t comment on that since I’m not a male.

Oh and I pay very little attention to “feminism” as I definitely know that (straight) women need men just as much as straight men need women, but when straight men choose prostitutes when they could have had an actual girlfriend… I think it just says a lot about their character.
If they have no special lady, believe they’re ugly or undesirable and that no woman wants them, but they’re still horny, fine, find a consenting prostitute if they want.

Being a person who wants the other party to enjoy a shared sexual experience as much as I do, I doubt I could pay someone for sex because I’d know I’m paying them to be there and possibly fake enjoying the occasion. That seems very selfish and controlling to me… as I would already know there was very little chance for rejection.

When it’s a real relationship or fling or whatever, you’re exposing yourself to possible rejection… but you’re also exposing yourself to having a great time (consenually) with someone who CHOSE to be there just because they liked you in some way. That’s a million times more rewarding in my opinion.

Forest.of.Lonely.Trees 3/26/2017 - 9:03 pm

I spend Wednesday evenings cosplaying as a noose whilst edging for hours with various pages from ‘To Kill A Mockingbird’ glued to the ceiling, surround by linocut prints of Poe that I stare into the eyes of as I finish, screaming “NEVERMORE” at the top of my lungs…

Call me?

EmptyPluto 3/26/2017 - 9:11 pm

You know what they say Forest: Trees and nooses go together like semen and paper!

Forest.of.Lonely.Trees 3/26/2017 - 9:35 pm

Ah yes, that famous ol’ adage!

It’s up there with “If the Pluto is empty, there’s been fun a-plenty. If the Pluto is full, give that dwarf a good pull!”

Scholars can only guess the meaning of such sagely wisdom.

khajiit 3/26/2017 - 9:39 pm

gore dot com and chill?

EmptyPluto 3/26/2017 - 9:51 pm

Forest: Would you kindly pull me away from these other asshole planets?

Khajiit: Oh, it’s chill all right. But Pluto’s internet router is quite outdated.

Forest.of.Lonely.Trees 3/26/2017 - 10:07 pm

khajiit – Rotten.com and relaxation?

Pluto – I’ll ‘pull’ you anywhere you want, baby. I know they’re assholes and all but I wouldn’t mind getting a few involved…Venus for the kinks and the hot, hot passion. Jupiter, because despite what the ladies say we all know size DOES matter. And Uranus because well, where else is the ‘space dust’ gonna go?

EmptyPluto 3/26/2017 - 10:15 pm

Okay, fine!

No wonder why that one Velvet Underground song was called ‘Venus In Furs’. It makes total sense now. And I think you might mean: ‘stardust’. Fill me up if you will.

All whilst filming a music video:
The Velvet Underground – Venus In Furs (Feat. Ziggy Stardust)

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