You know how Cinderella eats a poison apple and goes into a coma? That actually doesn’t sound so bad. Well, I’d prefer a sleep to death, but anyway. Was thinking, instead of an apple, it’d be a cake. A delicious poison cake. mmm…
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Truly, “Death by Chocolate”?
What’s your flavor, Strawberry-Hemlock?
mmm, Strawberry-Hemlock sounds good. it would be a “hit” if they sold it.
Now that would be awesome, eating a nice cake then falling into a deep sleep and only being able to awaken via true loves kiss. (and since that doesn’t exist anymore in this world) I’d be able to sleep forever!
Sleep? Wattdat?
It’s what the human body does to recharge from being in this shitty world.
I thought that was what Suicide Project is for. No wonder.
We can do some marketing research to determine the area with the highest suicide rate in the country coupled and overlay it with the area highest in diabetes and Whammo! There’s our locale to set up our lethal little bakery. We can name it something lame, like
To Die For or the Yew Yew Cookie Company.
Toxicology research, anyone?
We’ll be to sugary suicide, what Colorado is to cannabis cookies.
Love the entrepreneurial spirit!
🙂
It’s a capitalistic utopian vision, ’57!
Each cake would have to be like $1,000 cuz if it’s a success, you won’t be having repeat customers 😛
Ha!
Such product feedback would be strange for sure! No real customer feedback, just friends and next of kin complaining that it worked!!
All of our confections come with a glass of milk and a lifetime guarantee!