“Party Animal has issued a nationwide recall of its Cocolicious dog food after lab tests of some products showed traces of the euthanasia drug pentobarbital.”
That’s funny.
A company called Party Animal peddles products infused with pentobarbital. Dog food, no less.
Cause of death: The human expired after consuming pentobarbital infused dog food.
That’s just embarrassing.
You get serious originality points.
I’ve never heard of any human beings dying because they ate poisoned dog food.
Makes for a f**Ked up obituary, but a helluva funny story at the wake.
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I don’t think recalled dog food is a very effective m3thod…
“Party Animal has issued a nationwide recall of its Cocolicious dog food after lab tests of some products showed traces of the euthanasia drug pentobarbital.”
That’s funny.
A company called Party Animal peddles products infused with pentobarbital. Dog food, no less.
Cause of death: The human expired after consuming pentobarbital infused dog food.
That’s just embarrassing.
Yeah I know, I thought it would be pretty funny. 🙂 Thought for a split second but of course it’s a horrible idea.
You get serious originality points.
I’ve never heard of any human beings dying because they ate poisoned dog food.
Makes for a f**Ked up obituary, but a helluva funny story at the wake.
They’re using euthanized animals in their product.
Exactly.
Seriously disgusting.