Alrighty, my fellow miserable death wishers, I have received my Death Note from the Death Reapers (err ok, Amazon). Who wants their names written in? How and when would you like to die? Enemy names are fine too. How would you like them to suffer for their crimes against humanity, or crimes against you?
For anyone who does not know what a Death Note is, Lord Google knows all…
Submit
“Name, Desired Manner of Death, Desired Date of Death.”
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If I can make a request:
“Kat Fishe, disemboweled by feral dogs, August 2nd, 2017.”
Perfect! Make your final preparations, Kat Fishe! :p
“Fro-now-finally-zen, death date circa Total Solar Eclipse of 2017, he may have been beamed up. To those who mistreated him, you are exonerated. To those whom were mistreated by him, he gives not just permission but encouragement to dance upon his grave. Life is the concern of the living.”
i have a name but i dont want it to be said in the open
Heart attack sounds . . . I dont know. . . difficult?
Ok. So –
Chip, standing one foot away from exploding hydrogen bomb, any Sunday night will be fine. ( I hate Mondays.)
lol you gonna take the whole city with you? 😛
Now the real questions are, did Ryuk ever show? Did you ever go about saving Misa’s life? When will you finally change the world?! 😛
1. Ryuk is kinda ugly. I have me a cute Shinigami. In the form of a baby demon fox.
2. Misa Misa is annoying af. Sorry, she dies.
3. When will I change the world? heh- I’d start off eliminating all the shitty evil people – that may take awhile…
Can you add my username there too ? And if you will , please surprise me with the cause of death … make it something gory
“BL98, death by being thrown into the air by two giant Orcas (killer whales) who wanted to play human tennis, Sept 30, 2017.” Or would you prefer: “BL98, eaten alive by a school of spiky puffer fish, eyeballs and all, August 12, 2017.”
Tonight in my sleep. I want to die as I lived, quietly, meaningless and forgotten.
How about crucifixion? It’s not easy, but if you want to make a statement …
“Midian Monster, death by attempting to eat 1000 McRibs in a single sitting, joins the ‘farewell tour,’ Nov 9, 2017.”
😛
lol
Thats pretty creative eternal.
Don’t think there’s enough stock out there to achieve this.
(according to mcriblocator anyway)
They’re still available in all stores in Germany, so you might have to just take a plane trip. Don’t forget to take your McRib shirt with you, your final resting shirt!
The liveleak video would look horrendous.
Me lying on my back, face covered in bbq sauce.
The stained ‘farewell tour tshirt’ would be beautifully ironic.
Good one.