Dipping Sauce Optional

June 18th, 2017by Cordless

Recipe for Steamed Cordless:

Take one chronically depressed citizen with disability/mobility issues. Ensure subject is single and lives alone.

Add one week of humid temperatures in the high 80″s and mid 90″s.

Coat with sweat and despair. Mix well.

  • Add garlic breadsticks.

Serve with antidepressants and mood-altering beverage of your choice.

 

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