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Dipping Sauce Optional

by Cordless

Recipe for Steamed Cordless:

Take one chronically depressed citizen with disability/mobility issues. Ensure subject is single and lives alone.

Add one week of humid temperatures in the high 80″s and mid 90″s.

Coat with sweat and despair. Mix well.

  • Add garlic breadsticks.

Serve with antidepressants and mood-altering beverage of your choice.

 

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nepheliad 6/18/2017 - 3:32 pm

The heat is killing me too, so I can only imagine how much worse it is for you. :/ Hopefully you have a working air conditioner…

Cordless 6/18/2017 - 10:16 pm

No air conditioning at all.

(!!)

nepheliad 6/18/2017 - 10:57 pm

Oh no, Cordless! 🙁 Can you order one of those portable fans from eBay?

Cordless 6/18/2017 - 11:21 pm

??
I have a fan… One of the big square ones that sits on the floor.

What kind did you mean…?

nepheliad 6/18/2017 - 11:32 pm

Yeah, that’s what I meant. Those work ok when you don’t have vents set up with proper air conditioning. (You might need more than one, though.)

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