Dunno how long it’ll be, but hopefully until some of the people here are gone. It could just be me, but I’m pretty amazed at the jungle SP has become recently. Since I’m leaving, I thought I might as well point out some of the things I’ve seen.
- Dependents living off other peoples’ charity and whining about how shitty their family/friends are because they don’t give enough. There are at least 3-4 major posters on here that are doing this. And it’s ridiculous. Yes, being depressed because you’re a dependent makes sense. Feeling hopeless makes sense. Feeling angry because you expect more just makes you all spoiled children. Jesus Christ, you all should go to your family/friends, bow and thank them for even bothering to lift a finger for you fuckers. Life doesn’t just hand you things, and no one’s going to help you in the real world. The fact that you’re getting anything from anyone is more of a blessing then you’ll ever know
- Idiots without knowledge of the english language. If you’re not from America, that’s fine, just put a disclaimer that english is your second language. If I had to write in Korean, I’d probably be pretty bad too. These aren’t the people I’m talking about. I’m talking about people who know how to fucking write english properly, but don’t, because apparently they can’t be bothered to use their god-given imposable thumbs for spell-checking, or anything other then masturbating, really. A+ you uncultured morons. A+.
- The edgelords. “I cut myself sooo bad today with a plastic knife. My life is so hard, my mommy bought me 3 videogames instead of 4.” You guys remind me of Dudley from Harry Potter part 1. So embarrassing. Learn to work hard you fuckers, and understand how much blood and sweat you have to pour out to earn a dime.
- The bros. No, you’re not everyone’s friend. Actually you’re insufferable with your colloquial dialect and your happy-go-lucky attitude. Why’re you even on a suicide site? Go hang out on discord, or whatever preteen bro-chat you came from.
- The virgins. Ok, you’re a virgin. I get it, you’re being driven crazy by human instinct. That’s completely understandable, and a very valid reason for depression. But being a virgin doesn’t give you the right to spew racism and sexism. My god. It’s like no one has the ability to put two and two together these days.
- The FIGHTERS! Oh my god. I think I hate this group of SP’ers the most. Mind numbingly optimistic, bloated by their self righteousness, and downright dumb as rocks. What more is there to say? Oh, besides the obvious. You’re not fighting anyone you idiots. You don’t even know the definition of the word fight. All you’re doing is pumping yourself up with words and thoughts, like a roider pumping himself up to go to the gym. Fuck me.
- The random posters. No, this isn’t Twitter, in case your pea-sized brains got confused. No one gives a flying fuck what your favorite song is, or whether or not you farted today. You’re all as good as trash in my books.
K, I think I’m done here. Obviously this is violating the rules, so please don’t say that in the comments section ya geniuses. Have a nice life. Sorry to the few people on here I actually liked (you all know who you are). Obviously you guys don’t fall into these categories.