I remember reading somewhere (Encyclopaedia Dramatica?) about this method where you obtain some piano wire and fashion it into a noose, go to a bridge, put the noose around your neck, tie the other end to the bridge, slather your palms with super-glue, get up onto the railing, put your hands against the sides of your head, wait for the glue to dry, and then jump. If it works, it will look like you ripped your own head off.
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A cooler way to die is being locked in a meat freezer all weekend..
1+ negligence
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Bungee jumping with cord unleashed
Kill yourself
I remember reading somewhere (Encyclopaedia Dramatica?) about this method where you obtain some piano wire and fashion it into a noose, go to a bridge, put the noose around your neck, tie the other end to the bridge, slather your palms with super-glue, get up onto the railing, put your hands against the sides of your head, wait for the glue to dry, and then jump. If it works, it will look like you ripped your own head off.
Don’t try this at home.