Well, first I’d wake up and grab coffee. Then, I guess check on the furnace and make sure it was working properly, gotta have lots of heat and flames. Then, I guess I’d just spend the rest of the day poking people with my pitchfork. I guess I’d have Mac and cheese for lunch, and steak tartar for dinner.;)
Well if I were satan I would create Karma on the people who are fake the tooth faced people all throughout my entire life which have stabbed me behind my back. if I were Satan and I were able to control evil than throughout the entire world for the day I would do everything in those powers to prevent the killings the mass rapes all in which stands up on the word evil Id do all my best to stop it. I get revenge and I get to turn evil against evil win win for all. & plus as Satan I would be able to sense evil even throughout the government or any higher official throughout the countries and even they would be punished so peace would be brought out even though Satan supposed to be evil I’m sure that even Satan has a heart somewhere
If I were Satan for a day, I’d still have the same household chores I normally have, but as I’d only be Satan for a day, I doubt I’d be able to figure out how to use Satan-pr0wers on the fly. Might as well just freak people out, ya know?
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Well, first I’d wake up and grab coffee. Then, I guess check on the furnace and make sure it was working properly, gotta have lots of heat and flames. Then, I guess I’d just spend the rest of the day poking people with my pitchfork. I guess I’d have Mac and cheese for lunch, and steak tartar for dinner.;)
So…Satan eats mac n cheese?
No devil’s cake? 😛
Well. . . Yeah!
That stupidity should’ve ended with 😉
Hmmmm perhaps a little revenge on all the evil people
like how? give specifics 😛
Well if I were satan I would create Karma on the people who are fake the tooth faced people all throughout my entire life which have stabbed me behind my back. if I were Satan and I were able to control evil than throughout the entire world for the day I would do everything in those powers to prevent the killings the mass rapes all in which stands up on the word evil Id do all my best to stop it. I get revenge and I get to turn evil against evil win win for all. & plus as Satan I would be able to sense evil even throughout the government or any higher official throughout the countries and even they would be punished so peace would be brought out even though Satan supposed to be evil I’m sure that even Satan has a heart somewhere
Probably gauge the limits of my power. But keeping things simple… probably watch some movies.
I would make it easier for suicidal people to kill themselves
Hahaha well well appreciate the help
Kill myself with my pitchfork
That is funny, damn that is funny.
I would laugh maniacally while washing the dishes in a frilly apron.
. . . and how do you expect me to sleep tonight with this tattooed to my mind??
hmf? Satan needs to wash dishes?
You could just snap your fingers and poof* dishes done!
If I were Satan for a day, I’d still have the same household chores I normally have, but as I’d only be Satan for a day, I doubt I’d be able to figure out how to use Satan-pr0wers on the fly. Might as well just freak people out, ya know?