It’s 2018…

January 1st, 2018by eternaldarkness

I’m sitting in my room, hungry. And stores are closed. It’s the year two thousand eighteen.

Where’s my darn cooking robot to cook me food?? This technology was promised to me by cartoons from decades ago, dargoneit!! Have we not progressed that much in over two thousand years that robots can cook for us yet? Nope, seems not.

All we’ve got is a slooww roomba who only vacuums when there’s already nothing on the floor… Heck, might as well replace us with robots. Our human bodies are too clunky and too fragile…and parts cannot be easily replaced.

Planned obsolescence of humans this is.

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