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On the bright side, there are plenty of nuts in jail.

by Cordless

Helpful tip for those of us (like myself) who dread social interaction.

This ought to make for a fascinating “conversation” with the cops next time you get stopped for speeding.

Note to self: Make squirrel costume… with special pocket for bail money.


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rivets 1/2/2018 - 11:09 am

Someone was arrested for speeding? Jeeze, cops need to get lives.

Cordless 1/2/2018 - 1:08 pm


Years ago, back when I happened to own a nice shiny red car, I got so many speeding tickets that the state sent me a letter, warning me that one more ticket would result in the loss of my license.

I switched to a different color car, and somehow magically the tickets stopped.

That was how I learned that cops really do target red cars.

spectralgiraffe 1/2/2018 - 6:36 pm

Red cars are supposed to go faster than other cars. Most Ferraris are red aren’t they

Cordless 1/2/2018 - 6:40 pm

Ferraris look fast even when they’re sitting still. 😉

rivets 1/2/2018 - 7:03 pm

I drive a maroon grand am. Maybe maroon is just different enough from red that it doesn’t ding on the radar. I haven’t been pulled over once, which is good because they’d probably arrest me for being sarcastic.

shatterediris 1/2/2018 - 6:34 pm

Cops are horrible people 🙁

Cordless 1/2/2018 - 6:40 pm


clipped-wings 1/2/2018 - 10:36 pm

My father was a cop. He wasn’t horrible. But that was years ago. I’ve dealt with some real a-hole cops.

Cordless 1/3/2018 - 6:21 am

I’ve met good ones and bad ones.
Yeah, I guess with any cross section of humanity, there are all kinds.

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