Her name is Margherita! She’s a classy gal 🙂
(Margherita- The classic Neapolitan pizza, consisting of crust, pureed tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, and basil).
Margherita “kneads” to find her lover- a “Sicilian” man she once met. He had a thick…crust. He was a simple man, with a square jaw that made her cheese melt. She was saucy, and he was meaty… 😉
(Sicilian pizza= Thick-crust, often square-shaped pizza topped with sauce, meats, vegetables, and cheeses. Sicily’s indigenous pizza is a simple, thick bread topped with tomato sauce, oil, herbs, and anchovies).
Aw c’mon admit it – your a dish of Italian origin consisting of a flat, round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese, typically with added meat or vegetables.
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She’s bad for you…but you know you want it, haha 😛
been eating waaay too much pizza the last 2 days…
Neither funny nor disturbing. Makes me want a slice.
ummm
fun-nily disturbing 😐
😀
Wow. This is. . . different. I think it’s disturbing, but now I need pizza.
What’s her name?
Ma Zarella?
Her name is Margherita! She’s a classy gal 🙂
(Margherita- The classic Neapolitan pizza, consisting of crust, pureed tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, and basil).
And her best friend is Bianca! (pizza Bianca = white pizza. It is Roman flatbread pizza without tomato sauce, flavored with salt and olive oil).
Margherita “kneads” to find her lover- a “Sicilian” man she once met. He had a thick…crust. He was a simple man, with a square jaw that made her cheese melt. She was saucy, and he was meaty… 😉
(Sicilian pizza= Thick-crust, often square-shaped pizza topped with sauce, meats, vegetables, and cheeses. Sicily’s indigenous pizza is a simple, thick bread topped with tomato sauce, oil, herbs, and anchovies).
But she had cheated on him with “Sean Spicer.” 🙁
Well, at least he was better than “Sloppy Steve,” she remarked.
You’re tearing it up!
Good one.
Pepper Toni?
Spicy Slice?
Canadian Bakin’?
lol
Love that string chee-kini.
Is she a California or Chicago gal?
hmm…she’s kinda “thick,” must be Chicagoan.
She reminds me of a piece I had in California years back.
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
😛
Oh my goodness, all these “cheesy” jokes…
sooo funnyyyy 😀
This is a pizza art :,)
I wonder where you found this…
loooooooooooool
Can you get ’em at Pizza Slut?
Hey – who are you calling pizza?
Aw c’mon admit it – your a dish of Italian origin consisting of a flat, round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese, typically with added meat or vegetables.
i knead your dough
🙂
Looks like pizza the hutt’s (from spaceballs) long lost sister, hah. That said, yeah it’s kinda disturbing, good thing i don’t like pizza that much.