Jesus is walking around heaven one day, and he spots an old, old man sitting by himself, looking despondent.
“See here, my friend – this is heaven! You have all the musical instruments you could ever want to play, all the delicious food you can eat, the sun shines warm all the time. Rejoice, and be happy!” he says to him.
The old, old man looks at Jesus and says ” On Earth, I was a carpenter, and I lost my son at an early age. I searched high and low, and never found him, and my hope was that here, in heaven, I’d find him, but I’ve had no luck. I miss my son.”
Realizing to whom he is speaking, Jesus steps forward and opens his arms wide and exclaims “FATHER! I am your long lost son!!”
The old, old man slowly rises to his feet, opens his arms, and exclaims “Pinnochio?!”
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. . . are you into astronomy? I enjoy looking at photographs taken by the Hubble space telescope, and am hoping NASA can get the James Webb telescope launched this year. It’s like the Hubble, just better, (understatement!) and I’m really looking forward to some new photos and discoveries.
There’s also the possibility that Harvey Weinstein could become more creepy looking.
Are they retiring or planning to replace the Hubble? Haven’t been checking up on NASA stuff. I did, however, go to Space Camp (as an adult no less) and it was quite fun. I highly encourage to go and check it out if you haven’t yet. I met one of the engineers who designed the Lunar Rover used in the Apollo 15-17 missions. They also let us take a surplus photovoltaic cell from the first US Space Station, the Skylab (1973-1979), as a souvenir. So I have an actual piece of the old US Space Station. As a nerd, that is so cool. ๐
Holy crap, that sounds too cool. I’ve never heard of Space Camp, I’ll look it up. Cool souvenir, I’m jealous.
Hubble is being retired, and it deserves it’s rest because it’s been a workhorse for a long time, and has added so much new knowledge. Read about and look at the Hubble Deep Field photos, what those photos mean. It’s humbling, imo. The new telescope, James Webb, is a one chance deal. It’s being launched to a location where we will not be able to perform maintenance duties on it, like we did with Hubble, which is why it lasted so long. Webb has to be perfect off the launch pad, or someone’s gonna have to explain millions and millions of taxpayer dollars wasted and a launch schedule that is now five years behind, I think? There’s a cool NASA website for the telescope, has two live cams and sometimes you can see them working on it.
If it works, and I believe it will, the pictures it returns have the possibility of making what Hubble did look like . . . Well, you know. Child’s play. Where religion refuses and /or is reluctant to search for more and more evidence of what the truth is, science demands them, and Webb will help answer more questions, if they ever GET THE DAMN THING IN SPACE! Sorry, venting now. ๐
I believe there’s 4 locations you could choose from. I went to the Huntsville, AL one. The touristy one is the one in FL where most folks go. Space camp has been around for over 30+ years. Costs ~1k for 5 days. There’s also a shorter 3 day camp. Totally worth it. Definitely one of those to do before you die things, and you won’t even have to hike up a mountain ๐
Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice, luxurious toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a couple of weeks later, it wasn’t in the bathroom.
Little Johnny asked his Grandma, โGran, what happened to the toilet brush I gave you?โ
โDarling, I’m sorry but I just didnโt like it. It was too scratchy. After all those years, Iโve gotten used to the toilet paper.โ
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Jesus is walking around heaven one day, and he spots an old, old man sitting by himself, looking despondent.
“See here, my friend – this is heaven! You have all the musical instruments you could ever want to play, all the delicious food you can eat, the sun shines warm all the time. Rejoice, and be happy!” he says to him.
The old, old man looks at Jesus and says ” On Earth, I was a carpenter, and I lost my son at an early age. I searched high and low, and never found him, and my hope was that here, in heaven, I’d find him, but I’ve had no luck. I miss my son.”
Realizing to whom he is speaking, Jesus steps forward and opens his arms wide and exclaims “FATHER! I am your long lost son!!”
The old, old man slowly rises to his feet, opens his arms, and exclaims “Pinnochio?!”
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That’s the best I’ve got today.
lol
LOL!
Hahaha!
. . . are you into astronomy? I enjoy looking at photographs taken by the Hubble space telescope, and am hoping NASA can get the James Webb telescope launched this year. It’s like the Hubble, just better, (understatement!) and I’m really looking forward to some new photos and discoveries.
There’s also the possibility that Harvey Weinstein could become more creepy looking.
How’s GSP doing so far?
Are they retiring or planning to replace the Hubble? Haven’t been checking up on NASA stuff. I did, however, go to Space Camp (as an adult no less) and it was quite fun. I highly encourage to go and check it out if you haven’t yet. I met one of the engineers who designed the Lunar Rover used in the Apollo 15-17 missions. They also let us take a surplus photovoltaic cell from the first US Space Station, the Skylab (1973-1979), as a souvenir. So I have an actual piece of the old US Space Station. As a nerd, that is so cool. ๐
I really enjoy the photos from the Hubble. I’m a fellow nerd.
Aren’t they great? Beautiful.
Holy crap, that sounds too cool. I’ve never heard of Space Camp, I’ll look it up. Cool souvenir, I’m jealous.
Hubble is being retired, and it deserves it’s rest because it’s been a workhorse for a long time, and has added so much new knowledge. Read about and look at the Hubble Deep Field photos, what those photos mean. It’s humbling, imo. The new telescope, James Webb, is a one chance deal. It’s being launched to a location where we will not be able to perform maintenance duties on it, like we did with Hubble, which is why it lasted so long. Webb has to be perfect off the launch pad, or someone’s gonna have to explain millions and millions of taxpayer dollars wasted and a launch schedule that is now five years behind, I think? There’s a cool NASA website for the telescope, has two live cams and sometimes you can see them working on it.
If it works, and I believe it will, the pictures it returns have the possibility of making what Hubble did look like . . . Well, you know. Child’s play. Where religion refuses and /or is reluctant to search for more and more evidence of what the truth is, science demands them, and Webb will help answer more questions, if they ever GET THE DAMN THING IN SPACE! Sorry, venting now. ๐
https://www. spacecamp.com
I believe there’s 4 locations you could choose from. I went to the Huntsville, AL one. The touristy one is the one in FL where most folks go. Space camp has been around for over 30+ years. Costs ~1k for 5 days. There’s also a shorter 3 day camp. Totally worth it. Definitely one of those to do before you die things, and you won’t even have to hike up a mountain ๐
Thanks, I’ll look it up.
Q:Why doesn’t Mr. Clean have any kids?
A:He comes in a bottle.
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Chuckle!
Doh, I didn’t get the joke initially. I get it now. -_-‘
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Snowballs.
Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go in the *front*.
I’m going to be sick in my mouth just a little.
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At the bar:
He: โWow, whatโs a cute girl like you doing in a corner all alone?โ
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She: โI had to fart.โ
Hey! I remember that guy!
Good ones Cordless. ?
You’re too young to know who this is, but I think it will make you smile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMKIE8vjBQI
Sorry, just meant to put in the web address, not to take over your post.
Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice, luxurious toilet brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a couple of weeks later, it wasn’t in the bathroom.
Little Johnny asked his Grandma, โGran, what happened to the toilet brush I gave you?โ
โDarling, I’m sorry but I just didnโt like it. It was too scratchy. After all those years, Iโve gotten used to the toilet paper.โ
๐ ouch.
youtube.com/watch?v=LNHBMFCzznE
youtube.com/watch?v=Qbxnk5SKaTA